OH GOD I CANNOT STOP LOOPING THIS VIDEO FOR MATSURIKA. WTB>MATSURIKA FACE MASK.

Seriously, let Matsurika take over this show already. This episode is already the best of the season. Kanako is pretty much useless.

Actually it’s kinda sad that the best part of Mariaholic S2 is the openings….

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I would sooooooo play this game. #shutupandtakemymoney.

Seeing Kanako actually contemplating pleading guilty to the ‘charges’ placed on her just for the possibility of enjoying life at a women’s-only prison brought out equal amounts of disgust and grudging admiration for her sheer devotion towards being a lesbian. Seriously though…

Also, the Madoka Magica parody at the end there… wasn’t as funny as I thought it would be :|

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Part 2 as promised. Happy New Year everyone!

Favourite Theme Songs in 2009:

Kimi ga Shiranai Monogatari (Bakemonogatari ED): Meaningful lyrics are nice.
The fine every day (Tayutama OP): Still on my playlist even though the anime was shit.
Silky Heart (Toradora 2nd OP): Hocchan should do more “serious” songs.
Ring my Bell (Sora no Otoshimono OP): Very catchy, surprisingly.
ALTERNATIVE (Asura Cryin’ 2 OP): Epic song that makes you feel better about the show than it actually is.
Osaki ni sil vous plait (GA: Geijutsuka Art Design OP): Hitotsu~ hitotsu~ hitotsu~ hitotsu~ hitotsu~
Shin’ai (WHITE ALBUM OP): Song that shows the prowess of Nana’s vocal cords.
Tsukiakari no Michishirube (Darker than Black 2 OP): Generic catchy pop song that just works. Admittedly the full version I don’t like so much.
mind as judgement (CANAAN OP): The countdown is awesome.
only my railgun (To Aru Kagaku no Railgun OP): I swear it’s the blatant Engrish that makes me love it!
Miracle Upper WL (Ontama OP): Great combination of May’N and Masami Okui!
again (Fullmetal Alchemist (2009) 1st OP): A very nice thematic song.

Female Character of the Year:

Senjougahara Hitagi (Bakemonogatari)

Who else? Pretty much a damn solid choice for this year, even if she is a bit whacked in the head sometimes.

Runner-ups: Beatrice (Umineko no Naku Koro ni VN), Ami~n (Toradora), Felli (Chrome-Shelled Regios)

Male Character of the Year:

Shidou Mariya (Maria+Holic)

Okay, this choice might be a bit cheating… but seriously, it just shows how this year is in terms of male characters!

Runner-ups: Takizawa Akira (Eden of the East), Sakurai Tomoki (Sora no Otoshimono)

Dumbass of the Year:

Senou Natsuru (Kampfer)

Ought to fucking die a horrible death. CAN’T YOU SEE IT’S REALLY A DATE, DUMBASS?!!

Most Wasted Character of the Year:

Felli Loss (Chrome-Shelled Regios)

She really stole the whole show with her tsundere attitude and deadly shin-kicks. Plus it’s Nakahara Mai. It’s just a fucking shame the show was pure shit apart from her.

Runner-up: Sango Shizuku (Kampfer)

Lesbian of the Year:

Shirai Kuroko (To Aru Kagaku no Railgun)

I admit, I thoroughly enjoy the lesbian antics of Kuroko in Railgun way more than the show’s story itself. Plus the way Satomi Arai voices her with a combination of haughtiness and naughtiness really makes her stand out.

Runner-up: Nishida Haruka (Kanamemo)

Best new series I picked up this year:

Umineko no Naku Koro ni.

The Visual Novel of course. The only good thing that ever came from the anime.

Troll of the Year:

Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu

キョンくん、電話。キョンくん、電話。キョンくん、電話。キョンくん、電話。キョンくん、電話。キョンくん、電話。キョンくん、電話。キョンくん、電話。キョンくん、電話。キョンくん、電話。キョンくん、電話。キョンくん、電話。キョンくん、電話。キョンくん、電話。キョンくん、電話。キョンくん、電話。キョンくん、電話。キョンくん、電話。キョンくん、電話。キョンくん、電話。キョンくん、電話。キョンくん、電話。キョンくん、電話。キョンくん、電話。キョンくん、電話。キョンくん、電話。キョンくん、電話。

Runner-up: World’s Most Influential Person.

Disappointing Series of the Year:

Asura Cryin’

It had a nice potpourri of awesome elements from mecha to magic and a bunch of hawt speciments of the female gender. Just too bad they decided to hinge the whole story on a contrived plot device and gave it a generic “life goes on” happy ending. Did I mention how QUALITY the production was in the later episodes? Adult Nia is still extremely HAWT though.

Runner-ups: Kampfer, CANAAN, K-ON!

Ballsiest Idea for an Eroge this Year:

Osananajimi ha Daitouryou (My Girlfriend is the President)

Your girlfriend is “Omaha” and she rules Japan in her White House. Putina is the President of the USSR. Throw in a loli alien that doesn’t give a fuck about fixing her own mistakes and very moe-moe spaceship and you have a really weird eroge on your hands.

Weirdest Cameo of the Year:

Yaranaika in Kiddy Girl-and

Absolutely unexpected and totally hilarious. I can only hope they really ARE dicking around with the fans for this first half of the show. I don’t think it can be saved otherwise.

Gintama Arc of the Year:

The Popularity Poll arc.

Nothing is sacred in the eyes of Gintama’s production team. I can’t believe they managed to even make a whole arc on the premise of the characters killing each other to improve their ranks. Add that to them killing the original mangaka as well….

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First part of my 2009 in Review article. Only shows I’ve completed watching are in this list, divided in to four tiers of descending “accumulative entertainment value”.

GOD Tier

Bakemonogatari

Senjougahara-fascination in full swing.

Toradora

Poor Ami~n :(

Maria+Holic

“o..o..o..o..onii-sama no. IJIMEKKOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Ristorante Paradiso

Almost made me gay for megane-jiisan’s

Eden of the East

Mass Naked NEET Event.

Seitokai no Ichizon

I’m still rooting for Key-kun’s Harem End.

Awesome Tier

Sora wo Kakeru Shoujo

Epic space colony battles. Badass Asimo deserved more screentime.

Saki

Rin Shan Kai Hou is rather cheating.

Kanamemo

Lolicon Hocchan and musical episode made my Season.

GA: Geijutsuka Art Design Class

Most educational anime I’ve watched this year.

Sora no Otoshimono

Flying panties are awesome.

Kuchuu Buranko

Second most educational anime I’ve watched this year.

Higurashi no Naku Koro ni Rei

Resolves a lot of questions for the series + lots of focus on Rika.

Okay Tier

CLANNAD After Story: KEY should stop using those deus ex machina devices so much.
Zoku Natsume Yuujin-chou: Needs more youkai.
Denpateki na Kanojo: The fastest way to happiness is to look awak from reality.
Asu no Yoichi: Better than I thought.
Hayate no Gotoku 2nd Season: J.C. Staff redeemed themselves.
Fight! Ippatsu Juuden-chan: Would’ve been Awesome tier if they didn’t overuse the urination trope.
Taisho Yakyuu Musume: Would’ve been Awesome tier if they won the last match.
Tokyo Magnitude 8.0: Did KEY had a hand in writing the last few episodes for this?
Ontama: Short and (bitter)sweet.
Darker than Black Ryuusei no Gemini: Didn’t learn from its predecessor.
Aoi Bungaku: Batshit insane Nana Mizuki was the highlight.
Kanokon OVA: Rather iyashii-kei, surprisingly.
Nyan Koi!: Just barely in here.
Suzumiya Haruhi II: Not counting Endless Eight that is!

Shit Tier

Kurogane no Linebarrels: Only watched it for the name similarity.
Asura Cryin’: Causality loops are mindfucking.
CANAAN: SUGOI SUGOI SUGOI SUGOI
Chrome-Shelled Regios: Felli was in the wrong show.
Tales of the Abyss: Even gg didn’t finish subbing this shit.
To Aru Majutsu no Index: Adaptation Decay.
Gundam 00 2nd Season: The Innovator’s names.
WHITE ALBUM: Give me back my boyfriend.
Tower of Druaga The Sword of Uruk: Needed more Ropers.
Munto TV: Pretentious as fuck.
K-ON!: A music anime with sucky music.
Umineko no Naku Koro ni: DEEN Adaptation.
Princess Lover!: Took itself as a joke.
Kampfer: Ode to Joy.
The Sacred Blacksmith: Cecily is annoying.
Nogizaka Haruka no Himitsu Purezza: WHITE ALBUM wannabe.
11eyes: The sex in the penultimate episode was just a vision? GODDAMNIT.

In total, 43 shows completed this year. I’m surprised at how much I managed to watch despite thinking about how slow this year was. Then again, I never did keep track of the number of shows I watched for the last few years…..

Part 2, which consists of other miscanellous accolades, should be up tomorrow!

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Shizu: “I~~ YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN~~~!!!!!!”
Me: *joining Kanako in dyeing the pool red*

Suddenly, Miku Hijack!
And now, back to our real program.

Me: Oh god so moé I died!
Kanako: *BLEED BLEED BLEED BLEED BLEED BLEED*

An appropriate end to a very inappropriate series about a girl lusting after other girls, ha ha ha! Shizu’s “pororin~” is the best way to sign this show off, till they announce the second season for it, which, given the sudden cliffhanger at the very end of the show, seems pretty likely to happen. Seriously I would love more of Maria+Holic.

What would be a bit disappointing is the fact that Mariya and Matsurika was relegated to background tsukkomi characters towards the end, as I would’ve loved to see more of the awesome sadistic antics that defined the beginning of the show. I would love to see more Shizu too, considering how moé Aya Hirano makes her out to be.

Well, second season here we come!

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Serious bespectacled president-type Kanako is fine too.

But thankfully, her core isn’t changed. I can almost imagine her as female version of Kimura-sensei in the future, if she becomes a teacher (and I think she’ll probably be).

Totally taken aback Mariya and Matsurika is LOL too.

Matsurika slightly frowning in disapproval is cute too. This episode unexpectedly has a lot of her.

And not forgetting Matsurika’s cute giggle too! Who can forget that!!!

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OMG! OMG! OMG! MATSURIKA LAUGHED! FOR REAL! OMG! OMG! OMG!

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Kanako? Harmless normal person? Yeah, right.

So this is what you call a “harmless normal person”?!

Oh god, is there no end to Mariya’s lol freudian slipKanako’s pervertness? Even I’m starting to find her a bit too embarrassing to be seen with in public, if she was in 3D.

The most hillarious part of the episode has to be second half where they discuss the “bloody pool” where Kanako is responsible for. The part where Mariya and Matsurika role-play Kanako’s delusions was so hillarious because it was so spot-on! Especially with Matsurika doing it in her trademark “devil-may-care” tone. That was bloody hilarious.

On that note, did anyone notice in Ayarin’s flashback, the “Mariya” was actually Aya Hirano? Does it mean that it was really Shizu that ca On closer inspection, the mole is on the other side too, so it was actually Shizu’s fault, LOL. Poor Mariya for having shouldered the blame all this while.

And finally…. bewbs, oh yeah~!

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Oh god, Kanako’s pervertness is getting really out of hand now that she’s comfortable with her new surroundings.

But I have to say, she sure can entertain just relying on the strength of her perverseness alone. Her facial expressions are seriously hillarious to watch.

She truly is an interesting person.

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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF MARIYA’S TWIN SISTER!!!!!!!! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

AND IT’S AYA HIRANO! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

AND SHE’S GOING “o..o..o..o..onii-sama no. IJIMEKKOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” MOEEEEEEEえええええええええええええええええええええ

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Now we all can fap legally to Mariya Shizu. Oh god so moe….. ♥

It’s official. Maria+holic is the best show this season.

P.S. Did I ever say I’m going to stop fapping to Mariya?

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