Ore, Twintail ni narimasu! 01

Ore, Twintail ni narimasu

My readers,I like twintails.

My readers, I like twintails… nay, readers, I love twintails!

Ore, Twintail ni narimasu
I love Strawberry twintails.

Ore, Twintail ni narimasu
I love Innocent twintails.

Ore, Twintail ni narimasu

I love seitokaicho twintails.

Ore, Twintail ni narimasu
I love osananjimi twintails, I love loli twintails, and maid twintails.

Twintails across school, in shopping malls, in cafes, in parks, in towns, in fields, I love every twintail that exists upon this Earth.

Ore, Twintail ni narimasu

I love the feeling of twirling twintails in the my hands. My heart leaps with joy when I consider upon endless possibilities of someone who isn’t in twintails but is most supremely suited for it.

Ore, Twintail ni narimasu

And there is nothing like the reaction of embarrassment when you ask someone to let you fondle their twintails, it is such an exquisite feeling.

Attention, all readers of this blog! This is a message from your writer. …Friends, let’s love them twintails!

Ore, Twintail ni narimasu


  1. Andmeuths Said,

    October 11, 2014 @ 9:42 pm

    Truly a hilarious masterpiece to complement the funniest and deliberately stupidest first episode of the season yet!

  2. Algester Said,

    October 11, 2014 @ 10:17 pm

    and thou art dicketh is confusedth

  3. CronusofASoul Said,

    October 12, 2014 @ 4:23 am

    I respect this post if only for the Hellsing reference.

  4. Algester Said,

    October 12, 2014 @ 9:48 am

    no man… it’s not loving war…

  5. Di Gi Kazune Said,

    October 12, 2014 @ 12:34 pm

    You also love to be a twintail loli.

  6. Benigmatica Said,

    October 13, 2014 @ 11:42 pm

    Twintails is love, Twintails is life!

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