Ixion Saga DT 02

Ixion Saga DT

Kintama ain’t got shit on this

Oooooohhhhh ouch. I was laughing and crying at the same time because while he’s the bad guy here, busted balls are serious fucking pain. I don’t ever want to go through that….

Ixion Saga DT

Poor E.D… lost his balance too. Don’t worry, our D.T.-kun is a good guy so he’ll help him out…

Ixion Saga DT

And now, he’s balanced again! (OH MY GOD, DAT NUTCRACKER MODE FFFFFFFFUUUU—)

Haha oh man, this is turning out to be way more awesome than I expected from an online MMORPG adaptation. I mean, just look at the game’s official site, there’s like literally nothing that would remind you of this anime. It’s like the production team asked Capcom “hey what’s the story gonna be about?” and Capcom just said “yeah whatever you guys like, we don’t give a fuck, just make it good enough so people will watch.” and the director goes “oh well, let’s make this about some guy trying to lose his virginity and giving other people ED at the same time.”

Heck, just look at the OP. It’s totally going about the guy trying to lose his DT. And the ED, HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT ED. It’s like, pure fujoshi bait. I just… lol’ed :|

Seriously, at the rate this show is going, I might just rank it higher than Gintama in terms of ballsiness. “Ball”siness, ahahaha geddit? Uh… where did everyone go?

P.S. STUPID SEXY FUKUJUN!

Ixion Saga DT

Damned if you don’t, damned if you do

9 Comments

  1. Kah Said,

    October 15, 2012 @ 11:57 pm

    OK the next Monster Hunter needs to include tanks for us to hunt. DO it Capcom!

  2. Skyrae Said,

    October 16, 2012 @ 12:34 am

    Hahaha this episode was so fucking hilarious, it exceeded my expectations lol.
    I was watching it for Mariandale, but now it’s for the lulz too.
    I was pretty sad for Erec though. Dude just got his balls busted twice..and now he’s..but I couldn’t help laughing at the same time..made me feel bad for being such a jerk for a moment haha.
    HAHA I have to admit I was giving a wtf at the ED but I lol-ed at it too. I just hope they’ll change it soon enough.

  3. Ronin AnimeLover Said,

    October 16, 2012 @ 1:53 am

    Capcom has now become the butt of jokes. Cause they didn’t have the balls to keep Inafune. harhar

  4. Athos Said,

    October 16, 2012 @ 8:07 am

    “Seriously, at the rate this show is going, I might just rank it higher than Gintama in terms of ballsiness.”

    Oh… god.

    When I think about the sheer amount of irony this sentence’s gonna bring after this week’s Gintama…

    Well played, good sir. Well played.

  5. thaivuN Said,

    October 16, 2012 @ 11:00 am

    DT’s Nutcracker is arguably one of the most devastating attack ever

  6. Khairul Said,

    October 16, 2012 @ 1:29 pm

    Busted balls are definitely serious fucking pain…maybe Capcom will come out with a new game based on the Nutcracker Attack Technique..

  7. meow Said,

    October 16, 2012 @ 2:40 pm

    I’m just wondering in what creative ways each of ED’s subordinates will wind up joining Club ED. XD

    I have a strong suspicion we’ll see them joining Maryandale as Princess Ecarlate’s maids eventually. I had a weird feeling about seeing so many big names in this anime but is this going to be the ultimate display of major male seiyuu jousou performances? Can any of them beat Fukujun?!

    Btw, has anyone taken a closer look at Ixion Saga’s OP lyrics? Hint: What’s written there and what’s sung may not be one and the same. ^^ Be really careful if somebody invites you to sing this at a karaoke bar or worse (something like Animax’s amateur anisong booth?). I wonder if Club ED’s ed song has any hidden meaning too.

  8. Shinkirou Said,

    October 16, 2012 @ 7:49 pm

    they even have ED song theme how cool is that , cant wait for the next episode, will ED ball be balances or he lost both ?

  9. DocAstaroth Said,

    October 17, 2012 @ 2:16 am

    God, this show is just perfect! I love a hero who makes up for his lacking fighting skills with sheer ruthlessness. XDD

    Poor ED, I think he is a decent guy, but he has chosen the wrong nemesis…

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