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Kyoukaisenjou no Horizon II

No one expects Toori penis. No one.

Kyoukaisenjou no Horizon II

FUCK. YES. KIMI’S CLOTHES ARE STILL NOT BACK ON YET

Guys, what’s better than Kimi not putting her clothes back on?

Kyoukaisenjou no Horizon II

Kimi taking OTHER people’s clothes off!

Kyoukaisenjou no Horizon II

My only regret is not being able to show Kimi fondling herself in this cap

Oh yeahhhh Tomo, time for you to join Kimi’s cult as well! Do it! Do it!

Oh god, Kyoukaisen II, this first episode was way too much to take after a 10 hour outing and SAO anime but holy shit it was well worth it. Toori’s being his fucking awesome self as usual, crazy badass battles and oh god why is the fucking English Student Council so fucking eyecancer ARHGHGHGH.

Then there was Nelze ‘accidentally’ teaching someone about sex and that’s hopefully going to be a running gag through the season because fuck, it’s hilarious. And poor Tenzou losing one virginity to Toori ヽ( >∀< )ノ AHAHA AHAHA AHAHAHAHA And oh wow, Horizon sure is getting good at controlling Toori. Nutcrackers, hadaka rope.... you go girl, you go! Jeez, this episode is only marred by the fact subs aren't going to come out in a timely manner because LOL CRUNCHYROLL, but it's hard to blame them since they'll probably need that long to QC all the terms every week. In the meantime, I'm going to have to say my goodbyes to Sunday mornings for the next three months. Thanks, Japan!

7 Comments

  1. sage Said,

    July 8, 2012 @ 5:10 am

    No one expects Toori penis. No one.

    Not even the Tres España inquisition expects it.

  2. Fencedude Said,

    July 8, 2012 @ 5:23 am

    Kimi is the best #Kyoukaisen

    Kimi is the best everything. Especially when she’s sexually harassing Tomo

  3. NovaJinx Said,

    July 8, 2012 @ 5:33 am

    The best show of 2012 has just arrived. No contest, not like there ever was.

  4. meganeshounen Said,

    July 8, 2012 @ 9:48 am

    “And poor Tenzou losing one virginity to Toori”

    Haven’t watched the episode yet but, Tenzou has more than one virginities?
    (I didn’t expect I’d ever make that word a plural one wtf.)

    That might come in handy for Scard..

  5. Dynellen Said,

    July 8, 2012 @ 1:32 pm

    Commie is *actually* subbing this since CR is delayed to hell and back. Though I can’t vouch for their quality, I just pray they use already existing sources like the wiki and tumblr instead of trying to re-invent the wheel again with the terminology.

    But yeah best first ep of the season by far, for once Japan followed the rule of ‘show, don’t tell’. Just tons of action and some absolutely hilarious moments, I don’t remember the last time anime actually had me laughing out very loud but the sex joke did that.

  6. shinkirou Said,

    July 8, 2012 @ 8:16 pm

    lol toori aru sure one hell a guy full of surprise might consider as second loki

  7. estron Said,

    July 10, 2012 @ 10:34 pm

    My guess is that the reason Crunchyroll held back a week doesn’t have anything to do with the time it takes to properly sub but something in their contract to stream the show. When questioned about Fate/Zero before they had said they were required to wait a week before they could air the episode by the publisher.

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