Aquarion Evol 17

Aquarion Evol

I have to come clean, I wanted more Brownka’s DELICIOUS FLAT CHEST from this week’s episode. In a sexual manner too. YES, I HAD A HARDON FOR BROWNKA GODDAMNIT.

I think my brain has been damaged irreparably somewhat if I’m going for Brownka over Zessica ORZ

Also, the Most Honest Confession in the History of Mankind award goes to Andy:

Aquarion Evol

In the end, that’s what it boils down to for us men, innit?


P.P.S Aquarion Evol

>Zessica puts on new outfit
>”tits hammock dress”
Glad to see she hasn’t changed fundamentally yet.


  1. Fencedude Said,

    April 23, 2012 @ 8:14 pm

    That is, hands down, the most ridiculous shirt ever in the history of anything.

    I don’t even see how it works. Shouldn’t her nipples be visible? Usually I’m pretty forgiving on this sort of thing, but the mechanics and physics of that just boggle me.

  2. c2710 Said,

    April 23, 2012 @ 8:19 pm

    this’s anime fencedude…. where a guy who’s dating one girl is inlove with another but intends to marry another girl!

  3. Fadeway Said,

    April 23, 2012 @ 8:30 pm

    Wow @ outfit. I tend to avoid extremes, but it indeed is up there with the most ridiculous shirts ever conceived.

  4. Chaos2Frozen Said,

    April 23, 2012 @ 8:38 pm

    Did Sazanka (Ranka) just went ‘Kira!!’ @_@ ?

  5. fate/KLAC night Said,

    April 23, 2012 @ 8:40 pm

    ugh ok then um how many eps is there to go?

  6. Winterblade Said,

    April 23, 2012 @ 8:47 pm

    Clearly, the next stage of evolution to Zessica’s attire is Leather BDSM outfit…

  7. omo Said,

    April 23, 2012 @ 9:08 pm

    Maybe Zes doesn’t have any nipples.

    You never know with these kids.

  8. Kurogane Shiroikaze Said,

    April 23, 2012 @ 9:09 pm

    Akamatsu Anatomy.

  9. Athos Said,

    April 23, 2012 @ 9:57 pm

    “Mix! When this war is over, l– oh shit, triggered a death flag there…! FUCK IT I’LL SAY IT ANYWAYS!!”

    I laughed my ass off right there. Seriously this entire episode made my day.

  10. Tiresias Said,

    April 23, 2012 @ 10:02 pm

    I can’t wait for Suomi doujins!

  11. skylion Said,

    April 23, 2012 @ 11:21 pm

    Interesting metaphor, and interesting twist on an age old metaphor.

    The bananas they packed were of the wild variety. Or the natural banana. The ones we eat are a cultivar, having been subjected to selective breeding over a period of time.

    They lampshaded something like this in the beginning, about passing along your genetic information via ::cough cough:: mere physical union. Cultivated bananas cannot do that, as they are sterile. So they need to be artificially pollinated or the line dies.

    The naner as the fruit in the garden. The fruit of fate. That would have changed the look of Mawaru Penguindrum rather much, don’t you think. I mean, I’ve made Apple Curry before. Banana Curry? Wait….oh, this sounds good.

  12. Benigmatica Said,

    April 23, 2012 @ 11:21 pm

    New Zessica’s dress looks more sexy than the first! Dem hammocks are holding her tits…

    Still, it seems that they want to demote Brownka to extra… since this episode blocks her out of attention!

  13. tora-KLAC-dora! Said,

    April 23, 2012 @ 11:47 pm

    what the banana is this yea only other banana anime i recall was girls bravo.

    & yet what are odds maybe zess might pull a “Sirius heel” if happen.

    oh near remain eps bag face will finally get it’s moment (hey what save the surprise for last?)

  14. remm Said,

    April 24, 2012 @ 7:07 am

    I’m really hoping to see some Sasanka doujins in the next comiket, but i have the feeling that she’ll only be a background character in a bunch of yaoi

  15. KaleRylan Said,

    April 24, 2012 @ 8:11 am

    Not ok with that dress. it’s just too awkward. It looks like she took a reasonable dress and cut a hole in the chest. Not a fan. It’s going to make me cringe every time I look at her for the rest of the freaking series. Which is unfortunate because she’s one of my favorite characters.

    Line of the day has to go to Andy’s ‘death flag’ line though, that was awesome. (his confession was also good. Really, that whole scene was made of win).

  16. Da5id Said,

    April 24, 2012 @ 8:12 am

    Pretty disappointed with Zessica this episode. “Guys only like girls who are defenseless and need protecting, so I’m gonna stop being independent and forward with my feelings. I’m also gonna stop wearing clothes that ONLY cover my boobs and start wearing ones that cover everything but.”

    At least next episode shows that she’s having trouble doing that much. Just be you, Zessica!

    And Mikono SHOULD be scared. Amata’s a dunce, but Zessica’s still going for it.

  17. Kurogane Shiroikaze Said,

    April 24, 2012 @ 6:03 pm

    >declare forbidden love for Brownka over the other better females in the show.
    >majority of the comments are about Zessica’s “tits hammock dress”


    Also I do not want Zessica to become like Mikono. That is boring.

  18. KaleRylan Said,

    April 25, 2012 @ 7:28 am

    Like Da5id said, I was pretty disgusted that the creators used Zessica, the independent, confident, sexy girl, as the mouthpiece for all the weird sexist theories Japan has about women (trust me, I lived there and loved it, but sexism is EVERYWHERE).

    And then, to make it worse, they imply that in order to ‘develop/mature’ she had to become more like the demure Mikono. Hopefully the next episode will end with her deciding to just be herself, but I find it hard to believe they would design a new outfit and then have her change back to the old one.

  19. Black_Magic Said,

    April 25, 2012 @ 4:25 pm

    More Bronwka please :)

  20. Mayuri Said,

    April 26, 2012 @ 10:14 pm

    Flat is justice!

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