The Church of Madoka – A FAQ

The Church of Madoka

Praise be to our Goddess Madoka, for She died for our sins and gave us Hope.

Man, I didn’t expect my joke to go this far, but I guess I should lay down some guidelines before it gets out of hand.

What is the Church of Madoka?

The Church of Madoka commemorates the sacrifice of our Goddess Madoka, who gave up her existence in order to free the Puella Magi of the cruel fate of being Witches, thus releasing them from despair and giving them Hope.

What does the Church of Madoka preach?

There are only two messages the Church preaches: (i). to remember the sacrifice of our Goddess Madoka and (ii). to never lose hope.

Who leads the Church?

Our Prophet and Saviour is Akemi Homura. In real life, I don’t really see a need for someone to lead it.

How do I become part of the Church of Madoka?

One only needs to remember the sacrifice of our Goddess Madoka and to never lose hope. No obligations otherwise should follow. Religion is about faith, not material needs or social validation.

I’m not satisfied with just that! What else I can do to show that I am part of the flock?!

Well, uh, you can like the Church of Madoka Facebook page, follow the Twitter account @ChurchofMadoka and maybe wear a pink ribbon to remind yourself of your faith. Be aware I do not run either Facebook and the Twitter account. If you have the financial means, there’s always the option of purchasing the Madoka Blu-rays. Volume 1 comes out on 4/27.

Questions can be asked below.


  1. sage Said,

    April 24, 2011 @ 12:14 pm

    Cardinal Sage reporting in, Your Holiness.

  2. Di Gi Kazune Said,

    April 24, 2011 @ 12:31 pm

    If Madoka has a church, then she hasn’t done the finale yet as the only person that remembers her and knows what she did is Homu-chan. Unless all of you are Homura.

  3. Mushyrulez Said,

    April 24, 2011 @ 12:34 pm

    Do I link what I linked again? Here, a new one.

  4. Itheunknown Said,

    April 24, 2011 @ 12:48 pm

    Behold, I teach you the ubermadoka!

  5. WanderingMind Said,

    April 24, 2011 @ 1:04 pm

    I’ll gladly join.

  6. bluemist Said,

    April 24, 2011 @ 1:41 pm

    Being Meduka is suffering, but it is for us all the sins remove.

    – Epistle of Coobie to the Megucans

  7. Madoslamic Infidel Said,

    April 24, 2011 @ 1:41 pm

    Shall it be recited, The First chapter of Fackel Musha3lit, The Holy Guidance bestowed by The Hope Herself to Her Dependants through Her Best Friend, Homuran (PBUH). (In English translation ;p)

    “In the name of Maddock, The Most Gracious and The Most Sympathetic”
    “All praise and gratefullness are to Maddock, Lady of the Worlds”
    “The Most Gracious and The Most Sympathetic”
    “The Ruler of The Realm of Magical Martyrs”
    “Only You we rely to, and only You we light(the darkness with)”
    “Guide all of us through the straight path”
    “(That is)The path of those who keep embracing You, not of those who loose themselves off You, nor those who fault You.”


  8. Setsuna-san Said,

    April 24, 2011 @ 2:59 pm

    For Madoka, our Goddess and saviour so loved the world she gave her own life so that whoever believes in her should not perish but have everlasting life.
    Homura 3:16

  9. ashot Said,

    April 24, 2011 @ 3:11 pm

    What would happen if I made a video showing a SRW-type Combination Attack of Gurren Lagann, Gunbuster, Nono and EVA-01 Inazuma Kicking Madokami?

  10. Still Waters Said,

    April 24, 2011 @ 4:52 pm

    Todo lo que necesito es el Evangelio de Madoka a traducir en español. ¿Se entiende?

  11. radkliler Said,

    April 24, 2011 @ 6:43 pm

    So, is this the next Scientology?

  12. Eriker Xangam Ragnarok Said,

    April 24, 2011 @ 7:20 pm

    Will there be a final battle between Madoka and Haruhi? :D

  13. Organics Said,

    April 24, 2011 @ 9:20 pm

    I’ll never forget you, Magical Naked Space Jesus.

    Madokaaaa, we miss you already! Thursdays were never Thursdayer than they were with you.

  14. Kagekyuubi Said,

    April 24, 2011 @ 9:22 pm

    So what do we call ourselves? Medukans? Megucians? Homurans? …wait.

  15. ahelo Said,

    April 24, 2011 @ 9:49 pm

    Bishop Kurogane, I shall join the Church of Madoka. Lol this is better than Haruhiism.

  16. Zizhou Said,

    April 24, 2011 @ 9:54 pm

    So is Meduka Meguca our Gnostic Gospels?

  17. baka~ Said,

    April 24, 2011 @ 10:59 pm

    And a religion was born… *ties a pink ribbon on my car’s side mirror to show support*

  18. Puella Magi Madoka☆Magica : Review and Criticism | Blanks Said,

    April 25, 2011 @ 1:31 am

    […] I highly, highly doubt that the parallel between Christ and Madoka was unintended. However, you are left to what you believe, and if you believe that there is no religious symbolism, you are free to that opinion. There are many schools of thought regarding philosophy/religion and this show. I, for one, recognize Madoka as my Goddess. […]

  19. Rincewind Said,

    April 25, 2011 @ 2:54 am

    Im losing hope! I feel only despair! I must convert and be saved by Omadoka-sama.
    Please, Omadoka-sama, save me! Teach me how to never lose hope!!

  20. Qwerty1 Said,

    April 25, 2011 @ 6:31 am

    Hail Madoka, full of grace.
    You are our Goddess.
    Blessed are you among puella magi,
    and blessed is the fruit of your wish,
    Holy Madoka, mother of hope,
    pray for us sinners,
    now and at the hour of our death.

    Started with a rewrite of the nicene creed… but damn is that thing long.

  21. First Apostle of Madokami Said,

    April 25, 2011 @ 1:24 pm

    She watches over us and protects us.

    She directs our hands and hearts to the proper goal.

    She mends our wounds and takes away our fears and worries.

    From her we receive sanctuary, her blessing and our daily serving of hope.

  22. BLAKWNGZ89 Said,

    April 25, 2011 @ 1:30 pm

    LOL This is funny as hell. I can see people taking this serious.

  23. prima Said,

    April 25, 2011 @ 2:40 pm

    It already is serious:

  24. Yamibakeru Said,

    April 25, 2011 @ 9:39 pm

    And Lady Homu raised the grenade on high, and said thus “Oh Lord, blesseth this Thine Hand Grenade, that with it I may blowest Thine enemies to bits, in Thy Mercy.”

    And Madoka did grin, And the Megucas did feast upon the lambs and sloths; and soul gems, and grief seeds, and Mami’s mammies and fruit bats.

    And Madoka did speak saying “First stop the clock, and pulleth thine pin from thy Holy Hand Grenade, then shalt thou count to Three.

    Three is the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three.

    No more, no less.

    Four, shalt thou NOT count, neither two, unless proceeding directly to three.

    Five is STRAIGHT OUT.

    Thou shalt do thus to satiate my needs, for being Meguca is suffering.

    Once the number three, being the third number reached, then lobbest thy Hand Grenade at thy foe, who, being of Coobie in my sight, shall I smite.”

  25. Al Said,

    April 28, 2011 @ 11:52 am

    Actually, if you think about it, Jesus was the son of God. Therefore, Haruhi can still be our God; Madoka is just the savior and technically Haruhi’s son (daughter).

  26. Eli Said,

    May 9, 2011 @ 11:36 pm

    Oh, great, you’ve rediscovered the old Christian heresy. Have a nice time with that.

  27. Skribulous Said,

    May 20, 2011 @ 10:14 am

  28. ethraegn Said,

    November 21, 2011 @ 8:39 pm

    Please remember that note to confuse between religion and anime

  29. ethraegn Said,

    November 21, 2011 @ 8:42 pm

    Please remember that not to confuse between religion and anime

  30. YuriMoe Said,

    August 7, 2012 @ 1:12 pm

    I hate how the bluray version is differnet then the regular dvd

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