What the Fractale? WHAT THE FRACTALE?
Wow, that was horribly botched. This is one of the moments where I wish I had Aroduc’s gift of gab because I have no words to describe how bad it is. It’s just sheer nonsensical.
First, there was rabid infodump about how they got the ages of the Phyrne’s all wrong for the past SEVEN HUNDRED years and it took one pervert to find out they were off by 6 years. Then there was the stabbity part, Phyrne and Nessa suddenly doing an about-face-turn and deciding to become the thing that SHE’S BEEN DREADING THE WHOLE FUCKING SERIES for. To make things worse, the other bastard went huggity-boom with the big bitch and then hardass dying for the sake of PUSHING A FUCKING ELEVATOR BUTTON. And that’s just the good part!
Then we get the real reveal that Phyrne was actually a random sixteen year old joshikousei who volunteered for some shady company experiment and, get this. NESSA IS HER FAVOURITE BUNNY PLUSHIE that she has. I… what… seriously? This doesn’t even make a ick of sense at all? Of course after some random faux attempt at tear-jerking the audience, the oh-so-important ceremony is complete and time skips ahead a bit. Now, the Lost Millenium are teaching farming and touching random women’s butts while we get no fucking idea what happened to the Fractale system apart from it being restored some how. Then there’s Clain and Phyrnessa waking up from her coma and they hug and ZEE ENDO.
I present to you, the two best characters of the show.
Really? Yamakan? Really? That’s all the best you can do after talking up shit of half the animation industry? This is actually worse than some of the “moe”-pandering shows that I’ve watched over the past 2-3 years. At least those shows didn’t try to be too pretentious. This should have been in Anime no Chikara, not Noitamina. You can have the license to be as pretentious as fuck over in that time slot, I hear. Well, he’s all set for retirement now! I think he was tweeting about how his life was over the other day too.
Oh well, another one done for the season.
Rewatch: Are you kidding me?