Rio Rainbow Gate 01

Rio Rainbow Gate

  • If she makes everyone win when she enters the room, I don’t know why they are still hiring her, even if for her sexy bod and the owner is a fucking lecher.
  • Uh, the loli is okay I guess.
  • Rio doesn’t wear bras!
  • What the hell is Shiki’s Tatsumi doing here in Howard City Resort?
  • That brings me… the owner named his casino resort after himself.
  • Rio’s ferret has an Ace mark on it. And it’s named Chips.
  • I like how Tatsumi uh, oh shit i can’t remember his name anymore Orlin proudly announces his wife left him five minutes before their wedding before he starts his “duel” with Rio. Who is in a wedding dress.
  • LAWL META WORLD BATTLE. What is this, Seakats?


Uh. I’m still actually trying to process down Rio Rainbow Gate, but if I have to say one thing about it, it’s that it’s so bad, it’s kinda LULZ.

I mean, hell, everything is so FABULOUS and shit and there’s even META POKER WORLD BATTLES I don’t even know where to start. Well, I expected retarded, I get retarded. I guess I am okay with that.

Seiyuu-wise, nothing to shout about. Everyone sounds like they are on auto-pilot anyways. I don’t blame them anyways. It’s not like this show is going anywhere.

Guess it’s worth trying out if only for the sheer LULZ, though I might just drop it if my watching buddies aren’t up for it. I don’t think I can survive this weekly alone www.


  1. Maserbeam Said,

    January 5, 2011 @ 2:36 am

    I was about to make the same kind of blog post, but I guess you beat me.

    I’m also watching it for the lulz. Does that help?

  2. sage Said,

    January 5, 2011 @ 3:34 am

    >mfw you wouldn’t know how to play Poker if it wasn’t for Poker Night at the Inventory

  3. metalsnakezero Said,

    January 5, 2011 @ 6:23 am

    I can’t really see anyone watching this. Rio is sexy :D

  4. alex Said,

    January 5, 2011 @ 7:16 am

    I liked it, will try next ep. too.
    more loli and bunnies :)

  5. Phuong Said,

    January 5, 2011 @ 8:55 am

    “The world is full of things that defy all common sense.”

  6. Noidnil Said,

    January 5, 2011 @ 9:30 am

    Reminds me of another anime which used Mahjong instead of cards.

    I think this might have potential if they don´t focus all that much on cardgames.

    What are the odds, I mean they aren´t in a casino or something? Sarcasm rules

  7. Wittyreviewer Said,

    January 5, 2011 @ 4:42 pm

    I have no idea what I just saw. My top 3 mind fuck moments were:
    Why does the owner of the casino make me think of Garterbelt?
    Why did I hear Hirano? I’m certain I did.
    And lastly, Why did Rio teleport to the Baka Test opening in order to get a poker hand?

  8. Benigmatica Said,

    January 5, 2011 @ 8:08 pm

    I’ll just watch it for the LULZ, AWESOME, and FANSERVICE!

  9. Peanutbutter003 Said,

    January 5, 2011 @ 8:28 pm

    I facepalm’d throughout the entire episode.

  10. Yamibakeru Said,

    January 5, 2011 @ 10:25 pm

    I for one couldn’t believe I forced myself to sit through that. My penis was happy in the end though. They should ramp up the fanservice into maximum overtroll. That’s the only thing I came to see anyway: Rio not wearing much.

  11. kluxorious Said,

    January 5, 2011 @ 11:42 pm

    I know right? If she made everyone winning by just looking at her, why the fuck is the hotel still employs her? This shit doesn’t make sense. I’m throwing this into the recycle bin and gonna empty it as soon as I hit the delete button.

  12. manga Said,

    January 6, 2011 @ 2:24 am

    I wondered what kind of anime they would make with Rio in it. This was the answer and I´m not surprised or dissapointed.

    Nice quality animation. But I wonder why it feelt like Saki…

    Don´t know if I will follow this or not. It all depends on the following episode.

  13. Swift Said,

    January 6, 2011 @ 8:30 am

    @kluxorious: just use shift + del key to delete it without sending to recycle bin. it’s quicker.

    … This anime is weird as hell, what was that amazing flowery battle, what is this anime? why is everything so fabulous, it feels like lelouch is going to appear at a poker table as lelouch is so fabulous and right besides him will be Takuto dazzlin’ the stage…

  14. J3N0V4 Said,

    January 6, 2011 @ 6:01 pm

    All I gotta say to that is I’m waiting for the Natsu Comiket with great anticipation

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