I had to reuse this cap because it was only appropriate SFW one.
Yosugga the BEST anime of Fall 2010.
“Oh yes, give it to me, onii-chan”
Man, I have to say the first 14 minutes are a bit of a drag mainly because Haru was so guilt-tripped by getting found out by Kozue and Nao fucking Sora that he totally lost his BOSS-ness and even bitchslapped Sora. Well, not that Sora was being not even a little bit considerate for him and being such a super nymphomaniac towards him.
“What do you mean you can’t get it up?”
“Shut up bitch, I’m not in the mood today!”
“O..O..ONIICHAN NO BAKA!!!”
But that’s fine and all, I mean getting found out fucking your own hawt little pratty twin sister does that even to the biggest balls on the planet. You’d only not be human if you didn’t, yo. Anyways, Sora decides to “disappear” and shit coz Haru wasn’t giving her any more dick and she can’t live without it anymore so she goes
drown herself for a refreshing swim in the conveniently located remote lake behind the shrine where Akira lives.
Cue harried Haruka and worried Nao looking for her ’round town and shit and after some oh-so-random bits of Akira flashback (I seriously have no fucking idea what relevance that had at that moment), Haru finds her taking a refreshing swim and decides to join her as well.
“WAIT FOR MEEEEE, SORAAAA”
Too bad though, it seems, ‘cuz Haru don’t know how to swim and he sinks like a bitch while dragging Sora along with him. Refreshing little swim indeed.
“Oh right, I skipped all my swimming classes to peek at you. Oops.”
Thankfully, Sora apparently learnt how to swim somewhere in between being extremely sick in the hospital and being mothered by brother and manages to pull both their sorry asses back on land. Cue: Lakesex.
“You’re lucky I didn’t then, Onii-chan.”
“I’m sorry Sora, I can get it up now.”
“Oh yes, you have no idea how much I want it right now!”
After that, Haruka gets his BAWSS-ness back and decides to run off overseas to find somewhere a bit more accepting (not Midwest USA I hope, maybe Sweden?) of their little tragic love story and leaves everyone a “I’m happy with Sora” message behind. Cue: everyone getting shocked coz they can’t get anymore Haru dick.
“What do you mean no more Haru dick?”
Best of all was Kozue fucking sealing Haruka’s BAWSS-ness by raging about how she never got a turn at it at the end. Hell, even when Motoka did Iincho cosplay for Haruka in the post-episode specials, Haruka actually told her to stop that shit and be herself instead. ISN’T IT SAD, KOZUE-CCHI?
“Sorry Iincho, he’s gone now.”
“No. More. Haru. Dick?!!!”
“FUCK YOU ALL, I NEVER GOT MY TURN IN THE END, FUCK YOU ALLLLL!!!!!”
Well, cutting to little short epilogue of Sora and Haruka on a train, where it seems even public exposure can stop them anymore. Cue: trainsex.
FUCK YEAH HARUKA YOU ARE THE BEST MALE HAREM LEAD CHARACTER OF THIS YEAR, ALL YEARS.
Also, to every fucking commenter asking for “nice boat”… WELL FUCK YOU AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA. ( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ ＼ / ＼/ ＼
This was just so funny I had to put it in. Thanks /a/non.