Yosuga no Sora 12 — A Refreshing Swim

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I had to reuse this cap because it was only appropriate SFW one.

Yosugga the BEST anime of Fall 2010.

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“Oh yes, give it to me, onii-chan”

Man, I have to say the first 14 minutes are a bit of a drag mainly because Haru was so guilt-tripped by getting found out by Kozue and Nao fucking Sora that he totally lost his BOSS-ness and even bitchslapped Sora. Well, not that Sora was being not even a little bit considerate for him and being such a super nymphomaniac towards him.

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“What do you mean you can’t get it up?”

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“Shut up bitch, I’m not in the mood today!”

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But that’s fine and all, I mean getting found out fucking your own hawt little pratty twin sister does that even to the biggest balls on the planet. You’d only not be human if you didn’t, yo. Anyways, Sora decides to “disappear” and shit coz Haru wasn’t giving her any more dick and she can’t live without it anymore so she goes drown herself for a refreshing swim in the conveniently located remote lake behind the shrine where Akira lives.

Cue harried Haruka and worried Nao looking for her ’round town and shit and after some oh-so-random bits of Akira flashback (I seriously have no fucking idea what relevance that had at that moment), Haru finds her taking a refreshing swim and decides to join her as well.

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Too bad though, it seems, ‘cuz Haru don’t know how to swim and he sinks like a bitch while dragging Sora along with him. Refreshing little swim indeed.

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“Oh right, I skipped all my swimming classes to peek at you. Oops.”

Thankfully, Sora apparently learnt how to swim somewhere in between being extremely sick in the hospital and being mothered by brother and manages to pull both their sorry asses back on land. Cue: Lakesex.

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“You’re lucky I didn’t then, Onii-chan.”

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“I’m sorry Sora, I can get it up now.”

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“Oh yes, you have no idea how much I want it right now!”

After that, Haruka gets his BAWSS-ness back and decides to run off overseas to find somewhere a bit more accepting (not Midwest USA I hope, maybe Sweden?) of their little tragic love story and leaves everyone a “I’m happy with Sora” message behind. Cue: everyone getting shocked coz they can’t get anymore Haru dick.

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“What do you mean no more Haru dick?”

Best of all was Kozue fucking sealing Haruka’s BAWSS-ness by raging about how she never got a turn at it at the end. Hell, even when Motoka did Iincho cosplay for Haruka in the post-episode specials, Haruka actually told her to stop that shit and be herself instead. ISN’T IT SAD, KOZUE-CCHI?

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“Sorry Iincho, he’s gone now.”

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“No. More. Haru. Dick?!!!”

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Well, cutting to little short epilogue of Sora and Haruka on a train, where it seems even public exposure can stop them anymore. Cue: trainsex.

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Also, to every fucking commenter asking for “nice boat”… WELL FUCK YOU AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA. ( ゚∀゚)アハハ八八ノヽノヽノヽノ \ / \/ \

Bonus: Portalsex.

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This was just so funny I had to put it in. Thanks /a/non.


  1. Yugius Said,

    December 21, 2010 @ 2:06 am

    Portal x Sora is win!

  2. kyud0 Said,

    December 21, 2010 @ 4:38 am

    :D man, fast rewiev. Agree, the best fall anime….. pffftt… portal sex lol XD

  3. Exar Said,

    December 21, 2010 @ 4:45 am

    Someone seemed to have fun writing this post…..

    Thanks for the Lulz Kuro.

    Also did School Days really traumatized people that much with its

    “Nice boat” Ending? Thats I all see and read everywhere

  4. metalsnakezero Said,

    December 21, 2010 @ 5:04 am

    I guess you were think with Portals ;P

  5. Yume-Chan Said,

    December 21, 2010 @ 6:56 am


    This anime seems rather pointless and fan service oriented… Oh well.


  6. Di Gi Kazune Said,

    December 21, 2010 @ 7:37 am

    yay! SORA!!!! So cute with that tongue. Has vaulted over Kirino as imouto of the year.

  7. kamishiro Said,

    December 21, 2010 @ 10:27 am

    HUAHUAHUAHUAAA loved the review , so funny :)

  8. Avenger Said,

    December 21, 2010 @ 1:09 pm

    Foresaw a nice boat ending, and got a nice train instead. I’m fine with this.

  9. Brizzle Said,

    December 21, 2010 @ 3:29 pm

    This show started out OK and just kept getting better. The weird thing was I even started to like Nao-chan in this arc simply by how level-headed and rational she seemed to be.

    I could wax poetic about how well played the drama was here, but I’ll admit that my favorite part was the hawt twincest. Absolutely loved this show.

    As for the Akira part, I think Haru was thinking about what a good friend he considered Akira and didn’t want her to think ill of him like Kozue seemed to.

  10. Giovanni Said,

    December 21, 2010 @ 3:31 pm

    I never drooled so much in my life…

  11. qwerty Said,

    December 21, 2010 @ 3:53 pm

    Kozue’s big problem was that she had this idealized vision of who Haru was, even calling him a “wonderful person” when she was likely one of the people who had the least history/interaction with him. I think Nao was more able to come to terms with it initially because she saw Haru as a real person where as Kozue had her dream ideal love shattered to pieces.

    Did anyone notice a bit of a continuity error in the ending scene?

    Unless Sora has a backup supply of those black rabbit dolls I’m a little confused to how we see the torn up one left behind in their house but it’s there next to Sora on the train ride later on. Considering it’s supposed to be a childhood memento from their mother I don’t know if they could have picked up a replacement.

  12. Kurogane Shiroikaze Said,

    December 21, 2010 @ 4:14 pm

    Obviously Haruka made another one for Sora after that.

  13. alex Said,

    December 21, 2010 @ 4:47 pm

    fun with portals

  14. Di Gi Kazune Said,

    December 21, 2010 @ 6:10 pm

    Pure Sora. This is the bestest ending.

  15. Di Gi Kazune Said,

    December 21, 2010 @ 6:42 pm

    PS Anyone who has an issue with wincest will now be named Kozue.

  16. ahelo Said,

    December 21, 2010 @ 8:31 pm

    Now I’m willing to pay for a nice boat ova lol.

  17. De passenger Said,

    December 21, 2010 @ 8:41 pm

    Did anyone notice a bit of a continuity error in the ending scene?

    I read elasewhere that there is a theory that both sora and Haru died in the lake and the train is the final trip to the heaven. If you think about it make sense but woh knows where is the truth, is very anbiguous. In the game the ending of sora arc is different and they both live happy in another country.

  18. Kurogane Shiroikaze Said,

    December 21, 2010 @ 8:44 pm

    That theory is fucking bullshit man. It’s just some people hatin’ on Haruka and Sora getting a happy ending that they concoct such lies.

    If they died, how the fuck did Migiwa get that email from Haruka about their current situation?

  19. Benigmatica Said,

    December 21, 2010 @ 9:16 pm

    I would rather say… Kozue is a bitch who know nothing about love!

  20. Psycho Said,

    December 21, 2010 @ 9:20 pm

    “Yosugga the BEST anime of Fall 2010.”

    Is this sarcasm? I Can’t see where is the best here.

  21. Peanutbutter003 Said,

    December 21, 2010 @ 9:30 pm

    Sora is definitely the most beautiful, hottest anime girl/imouto/tsundere I’ve ever laid my eyes on in my few years of anime-chasing.

    I’m so glad I picked up this series.

  22. Di Gi Kazune Said,

    December 21, 2010 @ 10:09 pm

    It’s the best because they went for the ending that is the most controvesial and they were UNAFRAID! Like hot-Harudickins! Kozue is just jealous she didn’t get any.

    To put it short, INCEST IS WINCEST! If we have homos out there, why not pure sibling love. Both are equally wrong.

  23. sage Said,

    December 21, 2010 @ 10:41 pm

    Glorious anime was friggin’ glorious!

  24. Shance Said,

    December 21, 2010 @ 11:09 pm

    At least Kozue got her fuck in the fandisk.

    Then again, fandisks are 99% not true, so…

  25. Benigmatica Said,

    December 22, 2010 @ 12:21 am


    But at least it has an extension to Sora’s arc… or so I heard!

  26. ミッケリン Said,

    December 22, 2010 @ 6:18 am

    Kozue-chan is flashing her panties in the Motoka wedding shot :P

  27. Flare Said,

    December 28, 2010 @ 6:50 pm

    Rather boring anime but that was what I was expecting.

    Your captions were hilarious though! Good work Kurogane.

  28. Naca Said,

    February 15, 2011 @ 5:55 pm

    Now the ending makes sense. Remember the part where both of them are about to drown and the glasses girl somehow floats up from the bottom? It’s her who saves them XD.
    Now I know why they survived at the end.

  29. ike87 Said,

    June 8, 2011 @ 3:40 am

    i see this anime about 1 week a go i didnt like that much cause all the anime dosent make sense the main caracther have sex whit most of the girls and the next day seems that nothing append and he jump to the next gilrs about the twincest for me is totaly wrong and i said that sora push haru over the limit to get him if not haru will be whit the other girl whit the glasses and she was really nice and beauty

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