B-gata H-kei is legendary

B-gata H-kei

Epic words of wisdom

Yukarin as a virgin slut…. check.
Hocchan as the hapless friend… check.
Noto-sama as the hero’s awesome sister…. check.
Fucking epic LULZ ensuing when I find out it’s Yukarin voicing the heroine…. check.

Fuck, Spring 2010 just started and this is already more LULZ in one episode than the last season combined. Not to mention the epic cast list which includes Yamato Nadeshiko reunited (give yourself a huge cookie if you get what i mean), Noto Mamiko and even Kana Hanazawa (not yet appearing though), it’s like the seiyuu-fapping show of the season. Holy shit.

Admittedly, the whole plot about girl wanting 100 fuck buddies is totally nasty, but with Yukarin doing it, it’s pretty much broken the awesome-meter in me. Like, went over 9000 and reset itself back to zero herp derp. I mean, this… THIS IS NANOHA, BERN, RANPHA, ICHIGO AND RIKA’S voice actress here. Making a bloody fool out of her character. It’s so hard to…. to… imagine oh god. I sure hope the “befriending” of Kosuda goes fine. Even if Yamada is deathly afraid of erections. Seriously, she doesn’t know about that after all the h-books she’s been reading? What a princess….

Anyways, I heard a lot of people can’t stand this show… what’s the matter, YUKARIN TOO AWESOME FOR YOU GUYS, HUH?

30 Comments

  1. DmonHiro Said,

    April 3, 2010 @ 12:57 am

    Yukarin as a virgin who wants to get laid…….WHY AREN’T YOU MORONS WATCHING THIS???????

  2. SnooSnoo Said,

    April 3, 2010 @ 1:06 am

    Yukarin as a virgin slut….
    /approves

  3. Myssa Rei Said,

    April 3, 2010 @ 1:40 am

    I think it’s more due to the wonky quality than the subject matter actually (which deserves a post all to itself). I still wonder what was going on when HAL Filmmaker greenlit this one…

  4. Nemo_N Said,

    April 3, 2010 @ 1:40 am

    “Seriously, she doesn’t know about that after all the h-books she’s been reading?”

    As my mother says: invoking the devil is completely different to actually see him approaching.

    The whole joke about Yamada is that she really, really doesn’t know what is she getting into. She thinks she does, but reality is a completely different matter.

  5. Haesslich Said,

    April 3, 2010 @ 2:13 am

    Oh dear god, she’s more perverse than the writers of Atarashi Prelude.

    And more genre-savvy than Ken from Seitokai.

  6. The Hordesman Said,

    April 3, 2010 @ 2:19 am

    Oh man, I haven’t laughed this hard since DMC.

  7. Phuong Said,

    April 3, 2010 @ 2:43 am

    Hocchan as the hapless F-cup friend… /approves

  8. sanguine Said,

    April 3, 2010 @ 4:50 am

    Yes! I like this show already!

  9. catrophy Said,

    April 3, 2010 @ 6:24 am

    this show has restored my faith in humanity

  10. Syaoran Li Said,

    April 3, 2010 @ 7:44 am

    Ohh Yamato Nadeshico, that brings memories Kuroneko ^_^

    Anyway, all my favorite seryuu are getting sluty lately (Ayako-sama, Noto-sama and now Yukarin). Who’s next?

    I’ll stick to this series for sure.

  11. sadakups Said,

    April 3, 2010 @ 9:33 am

    I fucking fapped when I heard Yukarin’s voice.

  12. Kurogane Shiroikaze Said,

    April 3, 2010 @ 10:34 am

    Wonky quality? I was laughing too hard at the show to even notice it. Whoever greenlit this should be given a commendation!

  13. ewok Said,

    April 3, 2010 @ 3:07 pm

    epic LULZ
    too bad no such girls exist in RL :P

  14. Benigmatica Said,

    April 3, 2010 @ 3:10 pm

    Although this anime could be a sleeper epic!
    Why is HAL Filmmaker uses blurry photo backgrounds on their anime? (Like the Great Wall of China pic from this post)

  15. Skribulous Said,

    April 3, 2010 @ 4:33 pm

    @ewok:

    I’d tell you, but I don’t want to share. :3

  16. Kurogane Shiroikaze Said,

    April 3, 2010 @ 4:52 pm

    Now that I’ve watched it a second time…. the wonky quality does show itself. But meh, watching Yukarin doing stuff like this pretty much covers it up.

    To be honest though, I didn’t really find the animation quality to be very terrible enough to denounce it purely for that.

  17. Skribulous Said,

    April 3, 2010 @ 5:02 pm

    “Quality?” Where? I just watched it, and I didn’t even see any Musashi Gundoh level of eye-melting animation.

    Granted, I was rolling all over the floor laughing at the dialog. If Kikuko Inoue would show up later on, this series would be PERFECT lulz.

  18. Blacksun88 Said,

    April 4, 2010 @ 1:46 am

    such thing will nv happen in real life =.=

  19. manga Said,

    April 4, 2010 @ 3:24 am

    Yes, I couldn´t stand the storyline. To quote a angry nerd it “blew my mind”.

    Motivation: Storyline. I do not want to think or see any male or female make getting 100 fuckbuddies a goal. Think of the STDs and everything. Making sure all those other people are ok with you sleeping around like that would be no easy task.

    But when I overlook that and start looking at animation, voice acting, reactions and the stuff that I should be looking at from the beginning. I find a most enjoyable show as all characters are nicely animated, the voice acting is superb and I feel that I should know who most of them are.

    So as long as they don´t start going overboard with her being a slut I think this show has a lot of potential.

  20. The Hordesman Said,

    April 4, 2010 @ 7:37 pm

    Playboys: Cool guys.
    Sluts: THINK OF THE STDS! OH THE MORALITY!

    Gee, it sure is objectivist around here.

  21. Kurogane Shiroikaze Said,

    April 4, 2010 @ 8:16 pm

    Funny isn’t it, Hordesman.

    To be honest, Yamada’s just delusional. After watching it properly, there is no fucking way she’ll be able to go for 10, much less a hundred. She’s even having trouble with ONE.

    Geez, damn moral fags should let down their hair a bit.

  22. manga Said,

    April 4, 2010 @ 11:04 pm

    The Hordesman: Well. So far we haven´t had that many guys that are playboys have the main role.

    Best example would be Makoto from School Days and from the reactions over the net they mainly hated him.

    So do send me titles of shows that are all about a male playboy and his wish to deflower girls or just have sex with them and I will watch it and then I will write about my hatred for playboys as male leads.

  23. The Hordesman Said,

    April 5, 2010 @ 1:01 am

    manga: Pick any eroge title. Pick one at random.
    I can mention the few without one. Yeah.

  24. ewok Said,

    April 5, 2010 @ 1:12 pm

    Well, I dont think having 100 partners is a glorious goal to pursue in life, but I dont dislike Yamada for it… she is a good girl at heart, just little warped by todays trends. Anyway with her level of competence we can rest assured she will be lucky to get 1. She might fancy herself being a playgirl, but in fact she is a clueless virgin. She isn’t even comfortable with her own body, she has no idea how to interact with a man, and she freaks out at the clothes-covered erection. Wonder what would be her reaction at naked one?

  25. Mabui Said,

    April 7, 2010 @ 11:32 pm

    I watched this for 5 minutes – I suppose right up to the point when I felt this overwhelming “Wow, this character makes no sense” and passed it off for yet another stupid show aimed at 13 year old boys and immature people.

    Then after a day or so – watched the whole thing and was pretty surprised and actually enjoyed the episode. I’m not sure if I’ll follow it, but it does prove I was rather quick to judge it (Even though it does lay on the premise quick like)

  26. Kherubim Said,

    April 11, 2010 @ 7:56 pm

    I LOL’d…

    Yamada doesn’t really know anything about relationships, does she???

    And Kosuda probably packs a huge one, if you know what I mean…

  27. B.H ROCKS! Said,

    May 20, 2010 @ 5:49 pm

    it is true for yamada to wanting to have 100 fuck buddies but in the end she only goes for kosuda.

  28. animaven Said,

    May 28, 2010 @ 10:34 pm

    Hope you can help as I have tried several places. What do the “B” and “H” stand for? For that matter how is “B GATA H KEI’ translated. And I think this show is just plain funny. Up to Ep 9, and a new character who is a male hottie has emerged. Of course, his sister wants to sleep with him. These poor pure misguided chickies are going to learn some sad life lessons.

  29. Noobcake Said,

    June 5, 2010 @ 1:55 am

    O.O I’m a total noob for not noticing XD I thought Yamada’s voice sounded familiar…When you say Rika, and Bern, you mean Higurashi and Umineko right? Epical XD

  30. Vida Said,

    November 22, 2010 @ 11:01 am

    B Gata H Kei actually stands for B cupped Slut.
    i lol’d when i discovered that!
    But yes, i think everyone should try and stick with this anime all the way through. It’s worth it. I mean i was a lil annoyed cuz it seemed like it ended one ep. short. =/
    But it’s AMAZING. xD The characters are all wonderful. The main guy is cute, YET they don’t try to make him seem innocent…he’s just a normal dude. :]
    And Yamada really is sweet, she just doesn’t quite realize what the difference is between reality and erotic manga lol.
    The ending of this anime was just <3<3
    i loved it so much.
    they make a cute couple ^_^
    And it's kind of realistic you know, in a way.
    I mean, girls are usually shy about stuff like that, yet it doesn't mean they don't want to have sex at all. X'D lol.
    Sex is a relationship thing ya know. ^^
    (and not to mention it's all exciting when you're a teen haha)

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