NICE TRAP

So let me get this straight….

0verflow’s latest game, Cross Days, has a new male protagonist. That is also the hottest new girl in the game. THAT GETS FUCKED BY MAKOTO IN EIGHT DIFFERENT ENDINGS OF THE GAME. And half the sex scenes are of both of them.

NICE TRAP

Nice. Fucking. Trap. ( ゚∀゚)アハハ八八ノヽノヽノヽノ \ / \/ \

Fuck you, Japan.
Fuck you, 0verflow.
(most importantly) Fuck you, sagematt.

UPDATE: Canned Dogs elaborates more.

  • Main character (male, pictured above) cross dresses as a girl, gets into situations such as getting gang raped by Taisuke and others or having anal sex with Makoto
  • There is an ED where he becomes Taisuke’s sex slave (TAISUKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!)
  • H scene distribution:
      Homo x 8
      Yamagata x 5
      Gorilla x 4 (see pic)
      Bobhead x 4 (see pic)
      Kotonoha x 2
      Roka x 2
      Sekai x 1
      Nanami x 1
      Setsuna x 0
      Otome x 0
      Kokoro x 0
      Hikari x 0
      Youko x 0
      Karen x 0
      Chie x 0
      Niki x 0

Wow, with that kind of choices, I’d fuck the trap too (amongst the new characters).

42 Comments

  1. Xellos-_^ Said,

    March 19, 2010 @ 1:23 am

    when was Shin hired by Overflow?

  2. sage Said,

    March 19, 2010 @ 2:25 am

    :ahaha.wav:
    Problem, kuro?

  3. Julian_ex Said,

    March 19, 2010 @ 2:52 am

    even school days translation did’t finish yet….

  4. black87 Said,

    March 19, 2010 @ 4:13 am

    I like where this is going :3

  5. metalsnakezero Said,

    March 19, 2010 @ 5:32 am

    O_o Traps will rule the world!

  6. DocAstaroth Said,

    March 19, 2010 @ 6:08 am

    Congratulation, Makoto!

    Your man-whore state just rise up to another level… (But I must agree (s)he looks hot…)

  7. Skribulous Said,

    March 19, 2010 @ 7:03 am

    Fuck Makoto.

    Oh, wait-

  8. Phuong Said,

    March 19, 2010 @ 7:40 am

    I bet Shin’s having a field day with this…*facepalm*

  9. FlameStrike Said,

    March 19, 2010 @ 8:30 am

    Wwwait… So.. Makoto…. turns gay for traps? ..

  10. Vespers Said,

    March 19, 2010 @ 8:41 am

    What? That is a girl?

  11. Kurogane Shiroikaze Said,

    March 19, 2010 @ 9:32 am

    No. That is a GUY.

  12. Myssa Rei Said,

    March 19, 2010 @ 10:33 am

    By Haruhi… Does Shin know of this? I fear…

  13. Haesslich Said,

    March 19, 2010 @ 10:44 am

    Myssa Rei: Here’s Shin’s Twitter about it.

    http://twitter.com/shinn87/status/10661318960

    [blockquote]
    Shinn87: I can fuck a trap in Cross Days? GOTYAY
    about 19 hours ago via Seesmic
    [/blockquote]

  14. ithekro Said,

    March 19, 2010 @ 11:00 am

    /facepalm.

    Amazing mix of face styles that get everything confused, considering the now traditional pattern is for the men to have smaller eyes and the women larger eyes…and other features…in anime.

    At least with younger children the eyes almost match up, making traps harder to indentify and then visually accepted (damn you Mako-cakes).

  15. arigatou Said,

    March 19, 2010 @ 11:10 am

    The evolution of traps.

    Ranma
    Shin Hakkenden’s main character
    Happiness’ trap character
    Mako Cakes
    H2O Trap character
    Hideyoshi (current leading TRAP character)

    and now this, then it gets animated I would lol.

  16. sage Said,

    March 19, 2010 @ 11:18 am

    I’d fuck the trap too

    Quoting for posterity.

  17. Kai Said,

    March 19, 2010 @ 11:41 am

    I was hoping for some Chie action and a lot more of the more better looking girls

  18. Haesslich Said,

    March 19, 2010 @ 11:42 am

    sage: Given that ‘Gorilla’ looks like Kaji from NGE, I can see why Kurogane would go for the trap. He’s the most feminine of the bunch.

  19. ついぉ;jkぴgftdrsっr Said,

    March 19, 2010 @ 11:50 am

    m9(^Д^)プギャー
    そもそも割れ厨、犯罪者風情で文句言うなよw
    外人はエロゲーやるな糞が
    やりたきゃ、国籍とって移住しろばぁーかwwwwwwww

  20. SnooSnoo Said,

    March 19, 2010 @ 11:51 am

    Why are there so many Homo scenes yet none of delishuz aweshum Setsuna? This is blasphemy!

  21. The Hordesman Said,

    March 19, 2010 @ 12:12 pm

    “Cross Days”…

    0verflow be trollin’

  22. あgだsがsがsg Said,

    March 19, 2010 @ 12:13 pm

    男の娘だからいいんじゃねえか!wwww

    お前らはそこが分かってねえんだよwwwwwwwwwwwww

  23. sage Said,

    March 19, 2010 @ 12:15 pm

    @ついぉ;jkぴgftdrsっr: You stupid JAP otaku. Omae no chin chin ga chiisai no de, okotteru ka na. HIROSHIMA to NAGASAKI ga oboeteru?? Oretachi ha sore ga mou ikkai dekiru yo. Zurui baka chinko. Nihonjin no otoko no ko no chin chin ga chiisai kara, nihonjin no josei wa amerikajin ga daisuki. Omae wa kanojo ga inai darou. Yappari ne, baka yarou.

  24. random Said,

    March 19, 2010 @ 1:04 pm

    Weeaboo above me.

  25. sage Said,

    March 19, 2010 @ 1:07 pm

    WHOOOOSH!! above me

  26. CaptainBright Said,

    March 19, 2010 @ 3:09 pm

    Random Jap cursing? It’s been a while since I’ve seen something like this.

    At least no one’s saying “Slap a Jap”.

    But oh god, why are the men in this eroge so f**kable? Or perhaps I have F..K in my coffee…….

  27. ヱ外ロ人ゲ死やねるやな Said,

    March 19, 2010 @ 4:24 pm

    そもそも、エロゲーはてめぇらじゃなく
    日本国内に向けて売ってるんだよ白豚w
    それを、法を犯して不正に入手してるくせに、文句言うんじゃねぇ
    てめぇらの國では、創作物であっても準児童ポルノとして犯罪になるんだろ
    とっとと、逮捕されろwww

  28. Shin Said,

    March 19, 2010 @ 5:29 pm

    U MAD?

  29. Bill Said,

    March 19, 2010 @ 6:43 pm

    Mikuru is a trap. I knew that those boobs were just balloons.

  30. Kurogane Shiroikaze Said,

    March 19, 2010 @ 6:45 pm

    @Shin: Oh lol, you.

    Hurr, even japanese are trolling in this post. Must be doing something right here.

    @Bill: I think the boobs are the least of the problems with Yuuki. If you ignore the flatchest, Yuuki is the single most cutest girl of the game. Fuck.

  31. Bill Said,

    March 19, 2010 @ 8:15 pm

    @kuro.. Assuming he’s a female… But she looks like Makoto with a change of hair. It’s like Mikuru (Haruhi) + Makoto (School days) = Yuuki.

  32. Peanutbutter003 Said,

    March 19, 2010 @ 8:41 pm

    No Setsuna?!?! RAAAAGGEEEE…

  33. sage Said,

    March 19, 2010 @ 9:35 pm

    It’s like Mikuru (Haruhi) + Makoto (School days) = Yuuki.

    :|

    .
    .
    .
    .
    … :D I’m ok with this~!

  34. Haesslich Said,

    March 19, 2010 @ 10:20 pm

    Doesn’t that mean that Makoto is attracted to himself?

    It all makes sense now; eight ends and two bad Yuuki ends, since Makoto is a raging narcicist. That explains his selfishness, and now fucking a guy who looks a bit like himself.

  35. shaoron Said,

    March 19, 2010 @ 10:28 pm

    OH ****!!!

    *repeated facedesk*

  36. jjshaka Said,

    March 20, 2010 @ 12:03 am

    Poor Nanami- I was hoping she would escape in Cross Days-sigh.

  37. Caraniel Said,

    March 21, 2010 @ 9:41 pm

    Heehe. This increase in amazing Traps is providing lots of entertainment value – watching men slowly break is great craic ^_^

  38. ryvrdrgn14 Said,

    March 23, 2010 @ 12:43 am

    The undesirable female options were simply there to lure you into picking the trap.

    I C WUT DEY DID THAR! D:

  39. Wittyreviewer Said,

    March 24, 2010 @ 5:35 am

    Yet again Makato seals his reputation as the biggest pimp of all time.

  40. TheBigN Said,

    March 24, 2010 @ 6:09 am

    SnooSnoo: Trap > loli appearance. I approve. :P

  41. Skribulous Said,

    March 24, 2010 @ 8:01 am

    Setsuna x 0
    Otome x 0
    Kokoro x 0
    Hikari x 0
    Youko x 0
    Karen x 0
    Chie x 0
    Niki x 0

    Thank gods for small favors. Cross Days is now my School Days canon.

    Also:

    01 – Ai x Kotonoha x Yuuki x Makoto
    02 – Ion x Youka x Yuuki
    03 – Roka x Yuuki
    04 – Roka x Yuuki
    05 – Sekai x Yuuki
    06 – Sekai x Yuuki
    07 – Yuuki x Makoto x Taisuke
    08 – Yuuki x Makoto
    09 – Yuuki x Taisuke
    10 – Yuuki x Makoto
    11 – Ai x Yuuki
    12 – Ai x Yuuki
    13 – Ai x Yuuki
    14 – Ai x Yuuki
    15 – Ai x Yuuki
    16 – Youka x Yuuki
    17 – Ion x Yuuki
    18 – Ion x Youka x Shibukawa
    19 – Nanami x Roka x Makoto x Hikari
    20 – Kotonoha x Makoto
    21 – Roka x Yuuki
    22 – Roka x Yuuki
    23 – Kotonoha x Makoto
    24 – Yuuki
    25 – Yuuki x Taisuke x Guys
    26 – Yuuki x Taisuke x Guys
    27 – Yuuki
    28 – Sekai x Makoto
    29 – Roka x Makoto
    30 – Roka x Yuuki

    …Yuuki has more h-scenes than Makoto. Just saying.

  42. . Said,

    March 24, 2010 @ 11:19 am

    Damn you, 0verflow!

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