Kampfer 11

Words fail me to describe this episode of Kampfer. You have to watch it to understand it.

Suffice to say…. WHAT?!

Someone. Explain this episode to me. ORZ


  1. ReshenKusaga Said,

    December 11, 2009 @ 3:36 pm


    Tl;dw: Galactic powers right through powers, Sakura is a officially reconfirmed as a lesbian, Natsuru POWER OF LOVE makes the other kampfers super powered and gives them new even sexier cltohes, Shizuku wants weddings NAO, much kissu and fondling to be had

    Tl;dr: much kissu and fondling

    *end spoilers*

  2. Haesslich Said,

    December 11, 2009 @ 3:38 pm

    This is what happens when you run out of plot after ignoring your source material.

  3. Doc Astaroth Said,

    December 11, 2009 @ 3:45 pm


    Seriously, I don´t know if I should laugh my ass off or face palm myself to death.

  4. Gin Said,

    December 11, 2009 @ 4:04 pm

    @Doc Astaroth-I laughed my ass off. It’s alot less painful then dying.

  5. FX102 Said,

    December 11, 2009 @ 4:16 pm

    …………………ehhhhh………………ahhhh……………but!……………how?……………………………………….AH SCREW IT, I WATCH THIS SHOW FOR SHIZUKU AND NOTHING ELSE SO I’M HAPPY!

    However I will commend Natsuru for having a bit of balls to standing up to the Megabitch. That doesn’t mean though, he deserves 4 kisses and 3 feel-ups in the space of 1 ep.

  6. Epi Said,

    December 11, 2009 @ 4:53 pm

    Kurogane I agree with you! I was thinking the same thing, knew you were covering Kampfer and came here to see what you thought.

    Where’s Mentar to explain it all when we need him?

    Man… worst ending ever.

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  8. Mentar Said,

    December 11, 2009 @ 5:05 pm

    What’s to explain? We have been trolled. Simple as that. Some retard decided to put everything in a blender, hit the button a few times, and is now showering us with the result. Whoever was the scriptwriter for ep11 (and I’m afraid that 12 won’t be better) should be sued by the Novel author, and then flogged to death with wet towels.

    The anime always stripped out the more serious parts of the novel, but put them to good use for atmosphere (the Shizuku arc). However, now the resolution is so much simplistic BS as if it was telling us “bwaaah, look at you retards, who thought this was serious. Neener neener neeener!”

    So, we’ll have to wait for the Novels and Mangas to see how the story really continues. The anime was fine as a subset until around the middle of ep11. And then…

    I heard rumors that the Novel author is mad as hell about the ep. I wouldn’t blame him. Letsee what develops out of this.

  9. Syaoran Li Said,

    December 11, 2009 @ 5:25 pm

    What the FUCK was that?

    I was enjoying the series so far… but this, what is this again? You call this a final episode? No resolution, no punishment for that Sakura-bitch. Come on, that’s what I hate the most, when the writers don’t know how to properly end a series when the source material keeps ongoing. I feel betrayed once more… damn it.

    They did it for the LULZ…

  10. JTFish Said,

    December 11, 2009 @ 5:43 pm

    I DID explain it to you.

  11. Bublifuk Said,

    December 11, 2009 @ 6:46 pm

    What has been seen cannot be unseen… and I am sad to see this anime, that I really enjoyed watching for the mindless fun it was, end like this… oh well, there will always be ep. 10 to remember :)

  12. Shin Said,

    December 11, 2009 @ 7:37 pm


  13. SagittaMagica Said,

    December 11, 2009 @ 8:12 pm

    This is when the shit hits… not the fan… but directly to our faces!

    kampfer had a lot of potential. They tried to deepen the plot a bit by mixing in Shizuku’s Kampfer sempai.. but really why would we even care with this being the last Episode!

    The prospect of the “special” episode is not enough to patch the damage done to teh squelling fanboys! And I seriously hope a 2nd season will be produced… This series just ended in a stupid fashion, were shall I let go of all this pent up rage I and excess OMGWTFBBQ sauce left from Shizuku’s sudden Heel Face turn!

  14. Kurogane Shiroikaze Said,

    December 11, 2009 @ 8:18 pm

    @ReshenKusaga: It is pretty sad how accurate you got it.

    @Haesslich: Actually you know what this reminds me of? To LOVE-ru’s final arc before it got canned. We all knew it was coming, yet we hoped it would be awesome only to be disappointed and even set up some hints of continuation if possible.

    @Doc: I did the latter.

    @Mentar: This is just terrible, terrible trolling. It wasn’t even funny in retrospect… just malicious and half-assed. I sure hope your rumors (where ever you’re getting them from) is right! The author DESERVES to be furious.

    @JT: I know, JT. I know.

    @Shin: Oh you!

  15. k.k. Said,

    December 12, 2009 @ 2:16 am

    They see me trollin’…


    Wanna kampfer hentai, that would be much better than this ending.

  16. laniemon Said,

    December 12, 2009 @ 6:55 am

    It still suck as usual Lalalala….

    But still, the insert song based on Symphony no. 9 with the ode to joy vocal thrown in as well? WTF? Betcha the evangelion fan all over the word who watched and listen to it must be groaning and facepalm all at the same time, lol ^^.

  17. Kaisos Said,

    December 12, 2009 @ 8:14 am

    This is the sort of show that, in a season that actually had top-tier shows, everyone would have ignored… to be frank, I’m not very surprised, etc.

    Horrible premise + harem comedy + studio with a spotty track record + economic recession = set sail for fail.

  18. DS Said,

    December 12, 2009 @ 2:59 pm

    So what was Sakura again? It was so not answering anything….

  19. Haesslich Said,

    December 12, 2009 @ 3:07 pm

    DS: Evil. Duh. ;)

  20. Jack Said,

    December 12, 2009 @ 3:25 pm

    God, I am loving this anime series… GIVE ME MORE!!! holy cow…. I love that mind controlling thing.. it is sexii..

  21. manga Said,

    December 12, 2009 @ 4:54 pm

    What happend?

    Shizuku, Akane and Kondou won over Sakura. It´s as simple as that :)

    Thus increasing their powerlevels over 9000 so they can easily beat any opponents even the earlier all mighty Sakura with ease.

    Their reward? Cuddle with male Natsuru that in a act of desperation tries to steal a kiss from Sakura and get´s pummeled for it.

    Next episode is a they go animal girl form christmas special. SO Natsuru will become a Tiger and so on.

    The bitch Sakura gets nothing.

    It wouldn´t surprise me if we at the ending of episode 12 get a “to be continued” with bitch Sakura…

    If this was the “ending” of the show then damn, I can start earning a living from writing anime manuscripts. I think I could have done a better job than this.

  22. Korewashizuku Said,

    December 13, 2009 @ 1:18 am

    Who cares this is just good entertainment. Lets hope they make another season of this sillyness.

  23. Ghost In The Shell Said,

    December 13, 2009 @ 1:41 am

    There were plenty of revelations, really, but they were soooo not-funny-at-all that it wasn’t even worth waiting for these disclosure. It was all unfolded at such a little amount of time, it almost didn’t say anything!

    To me it was the worst episode. I liked she series until episode then, but I was also watching because I wanted to know the reason why they fight and who Sakura was and stuff but when it was poorly explained… It didn’t even explain who the hell Sakura is, really!

    Seriously, why didn’t the screenwriter just throw a Rick Astley at the end so we could all officially get Rick Roll’d??

  24. Ryuzaki Said,

    December 13, 2009 @ 9:47 am


    omg i want to face palm myself outta existence…

    that was total BS

    basically the whole plot was


    basically it was
    “Oh the kampfer fight to determine a galactic fight between two factions in another galaxy, the moderators are the go betweens THE END”

    that was totally disapfuckignpointing

    and btw Natsuro didnt not deserve any one fo thoes feel ups or rubs,
    and he loves ALL OF THEM!! WTF!

    *end spoilers*

    you know i really thought idk it be more subtle or that it’d be shizuku that explained everything, not MegaBitch Sakura.

  25. Ryuzaki Said,

    December 13, 2009 @ 10:07 am

    first off, oops yeah i made a few spelling errors in my last post (anger is clouding my grammar.

    second off, we got so much materiel that was left untouched and could of been used, so far all we’ve gotten is that w/o a doubt sakura is evil,a lesbian and a bitch.

    but it doesn’t even tell you if Sakura is a white kampfer or if she herself is like a humanoid mod (I’m no anime writer but i think this is something that could of been used to deepen the plot)

    WHY did they get powered up of a sudden, because of dumbass Natusru? Why is HE so important, why is he the only GUY turned into a girl, why did Sakura even pick him if she hates him so much…

    Burnt Lion, couldn’t he have given natsuru more info on kampfer and their existence.

    If Sakura was so powerful why did she need natsuru or her obviously lesbian slaves, who were not very powerful at all!!

    so many things they just… damn them!!

    @ghost in the shell, you are so right, why why didn’t they just throw in Rick Astley at the end so we could all officially get Rick Roll’d.

    secretly i still have hopes that somehow they can bring a special anime medic to fix the damage if they made a second season, only way to redeem kampfer

    i think we all agree, Shizuku was one of the main reason we all watched kampfer, i hope we get anotehr season to watch shizuku be awesome.

  26. Ghost In The Shell Said,

    December 13, 2009 @ 9:01 pm

    Yeah, Shizuku was indeed the main reason haha. I’m still frustrated, wtf… I mean, do the Japanese like that? As long as theres alot of fanservice it’s ok and the plot can be put aside?

  27. cmlim Said,

    December 14, 2009 @ 1:53 am

    As I would like to quote from someone far,far away:

    “I don’t care how much tits and ass there is,as long as there is no dicking going on,forget it.”

    That’s what I see now…..

  28. Bean Said,

    December 14, 2009 @ 1:58 am

    I don’t think there’s anything to rage about, really. This seems like a carefully aimed attempt to rile the fans up into demanding some kind of closure. It left the door open perfectly for a sequel, and I think that was the main point. Seriously, who can tell a halfway decent story in 12 episodes? The only successful anime I can think of that restrained themselves to 12 episodes are primarily comedies.

  29. Fuuken Said,

    December 14, 2009 @ 2:27 am

    Gonna have to agree with you here. When I saw the episode, I couldn’t… I didn’t… well, anything. Though I did write an entry about it.
    If you want to see it, you can check out my blog here: http://fuu-entertainment.blogspot.com/

  30. NovaJinx Said,

    December 14, 2009 @ 5:23 am


    Man kuro, I swear you were drunk when you posted this. Thankfully my co-blogger provided us with the best possible post on the subject. Check it out and forget everything else.

  31. willowywicca Said,

    December 14, 2009 @ 9:42 pm

    Must say I found it hilariously bad and couldn’t stop laughing through out, so it was a much better ending than I was expecting! Can understand the novel author being upset though lol

  32. Ghost In The Shell Said,

    December 15, 2009 @ 5:55 pm

    @Bean Said

    I think Mnemosyne did a pretty decent job with 6 episodes. It was OVAS, but considering the duration, it would be a 12 episode series.

  33. bakasaru Said,

    December 15, 2009 @ 6:32 pm

    never in my life have i seen an ending even remotely as bad as this.

    i guess the manga creator must feel as if his child was ravaged in front of his eyes.

    maybe we should send him some support mail ?

  34. OverMaster Said,

    December 16, 2009 @ 7:47 am

    School Rumble, To Love Ru, Evangelion, Chrno Crusade, welcome your newest companion in the old sacred halls of Anime Ending Suckitude.

  35. Kaisos Said,

    December 16, 2009 @ 10:11 am

    Hey, Evangelion’s ending was awesome. Don’t knock the mindfuck.

  36. Mappy Said,

    December 16, 2009 @ 3:04 pm

    I can’t say I didn’t expect this show to end on an excretive note, however, actually criticising the show for this would be a bit like beating up the village idiot…. In the end, we both lose.

  37. Yuiori Said,

    December 17, 2009 @ 2:43 am

    The 2nd half of this episode is really fail.I mean they totally destroy what suspense they may have created by providing endless and mindless fanservice but this time in Power Ranger style.They should have followed what School Day did since it is all so messed up when the insert song came in.I’ll eagerly wait for episode 12 since Sakura somehow still got a little fuel back there.Lets see how the anime ends.

  38. Nya~N Said,

    December 18, 2009 @ 12:08 am

    i can hear all the criticism all i want, but this shall always be an AWESOME ending to me. Episode and ending was so hilariously ridiculous that it was ridiculously hilarious.

    This should go down in the history books as one hell of an AWESOME ending.

  39. Darkfrost Said,

    December 22, 2009 @ 11:29 am

    Yeah, I actually thought this was a ridiculously AWESOME ending. I was laughing throughout the entire thing.

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