Shizuku is awesome and Natsuru should just DIAF

Kampfer

I’d “Ahh~” for Shizuku-sama at any damn time for any damned occasion. No wonder Mentar was stalking gg to release this episode ASAP.

Kampfer

I’ve heard of casting pearls before swine, but motherfucking Natsuru is way fucking worse than that. In fact, I’m so angry about it I actually decided to blog this up. The single most beautiful, elegant and capable woman around you INVITES YOU out for a real date and you think it’s just a damned ploy to attract your enemies? He should be tied to a stake and motherfucking stoned to death while being burned alive. I can’t believe HE IS THAT. MOTHERFUCKING. DENSE. He really must be an eunuch.

Ah well…. at least Shizuku’s happy about it.

Kampfer

Kaori Nazuka (voice) is sexy.

OMAKE: Oh wow, is this the human form of Seppuku Kuro Usagi? Pretty hawt.

Kampfer

21 Comments

  1. Sapphire Said,

    November 22, 2009 @ 7:15 pm

    Male Natsuru = *gag*

  2. Mentar Said,

    November 22, 2009 @ 7:53 pm

    As I said, rewatch the ep under this (correct btw) assumption of Shizuku’s thoughts:

    “I’m gonna make you my boyfriend no matter what. Resistance is futile. And if you still feel like shopping around too, no biggie.”

    Essentially, she’s the lead character by now anyway. The entire backstory (Kämpfer business, moderators etc) is based on her. She will also become the primary threat for the enemy side. And she’ll be the driving force in the ballyhoo around Natsuru aswell. Still fun to watch :->

  3. FX102 Said,

    November 22, 2009 @ 11:30 pm

    I hereby tend me application form for the “Mistress Shizuku, Please Violate Me” Club.

    Natsuru you dumb **ck, get that **** b**ch out of your mind and replace it with Shizuku cells this instant.

    Kudos to Mikoto for one of the best anime punches I’ve ever seen.

  4. solgae Said,

    November 22, 2009 @ 11:32 pm

    Unfortunately, Natsuru is too infatuated to Kaede to really consider other girls at this point (e.g. Akane and possibly Mikoto). Too bad Kaede is such a homo it’s not even funny.

  5. Maximilian Said,

    November 23, 2009 @ 12:30 am

    Ippen shinde miru~~ ( which was also done in Seitokai no Ichizon). Seriously, seppuku kuro usagi was hawt.

    Well, Shizuku was another story. Her cute moments just broke moé meter.

  6. Phuong Said,

    November 23, 2009 @ 12:52 am

    In Natsuru’s defense, Shizuku has been messing with him for the lulz for as long as I can remember, so of course he’d be suspicious when she suddenly asked him out.

    As for Akane and Mikoto….yeah, he only has his own stupidity to blame.

  7. Mentar Said,

    November 23, 2009 @ 1:28 am

    Phuong: That’s only half-true. Yes, she’s been messing with him in many cases, but pretty much always there has been a rational reason behind it. Shizuku kows how to merge her enjoyment (she LOVES messing with him) with smart planning.

    Oh, and the difference between Senjogahara and Shizuku lies mostly in the fact that Araragi has Senjogahara fascination, while Natsuru is scared to the bone ^_^

  8. Jubbz Said,

    November 23, 2009 @ 1:32 am

    Natsuru is such a fucking pussy.

    No, He’s the biggest pussy I’ve ever seen in the history of anime. Seriously. He’s really dense and doesn’t do the things any normal guy would do when they become a chick or have a chick ask’em out.

    He’s too fucking scared.

    HATE

  9. Haesslich Said,

    November 23, 2009 @ 2:20 am

    Natsuru’s… well, he’s dragging Kampfer down, and his female form doesn’t make up for his actions. Even Yuuji thought about checking Shana’s body out after getting stuck in it… and he’s pretty restrained. Like I said elsewhere a few episodes back, he’s just a eunuch.

    PS: Mentar stalking gg’s kinda creepy, especially as he’s probably double the age (or more) of half its members… ;)

  10. Mentar Said,

    November 23, 2009 @ 3:10 am

    Pfff… tokyotosho rumors banzai.

    I knew that Koda had the translated and timed script in her fingers for over a day, so I asked her which part of her I had to tickle so that she’s getting the ep done. Scaaaaaary stalking, this line, really.

    *rolls eyes*

  11. Silver Said,

    November 23, 2009 @ 7:02 am

    Wow, Mentar is that old? I thought Megas was really old too.

    Anyway, I think the reason why Shizuku likes Natsuru is because he’s so dense and so in a way devoted to Sakura. She comments on how many people would kill to date her but someone like Natsuru just doesn’t really care. Of course, she would be interested in him as not only is he devoted to Sakura, even when someone like her around, he pretty much does not even think about her. Why why does it have to be Sakura. Perhaps it would be different if Natsuru met Shizuku first but then again if he did, Shizuku would never learn about his devoted nature.

    @ Jubbz

    Just wondering, if someone does not do something that the “normal” society member would do, that makes them a huge pussy? Besides, most people are afraid of Shizuku and Natsuru treats her as any other people around him. That’s not really the definition for being fucking scared now is it?

  12. solgae Said,

    November 23, 2009 @ 12:52 pm

    Wow. Get real – Natsuru isn’t going to look into any other girls any time soon since he’s pretty much in one-liner to Kaede for now, much like how Harima was to Tenma in School Rumble – does that make him a wimp? I think his mind is being just too stubborn to give up on Kaede. Unless something else comes in that would make Natsuru totally give up on Kaede (as he should – Kaede is such a freakin’ lesbian, it makes me wonder how Shizuku was able to deal with her for all those years she had been together) the chances for other girls are quite low at this point. And Natsuru not giving up so easily isn’t helping matters either. Someone should slap on Natsuru to make him realize.

  13. Doc Astaroth Said,

    November 23, 2009 @ 1:18 pm

    Well, if you dislike Natsuru, you´ll love Ken from “Seitokai no Ichizon”.

    This guy would never let such an opportunity slip away. XD

    Did you see the show?

  14. Kurogane Shiroikaze Said,

    November 23, 2009 @ 10:40 pm

    @Doc: Yeah I do. It’s one of my favourite shows this season. I just don’t blog it, that’s all.

    @Mentar: Heh, funny how those comments get blown out of proportion.

  15. Ninjanaut Said,

    November 23, 2009 @ 11:36 pm

    I think it looks more like Reisen lol.

  16. DS Said,

    November 24, 2009 @ 4:26 am

    I think Natsuru takes the award for densest male lead in anime….

  17. Wrathkal Said,

    November 24, 2009 @ 8:46 am

    What makes his denseness worse is that he becomes a girl sometimes…

    Good description of Natsuru’s density on AS: Shizuku could rape him and he’d still think its a ploy to draw out the White Kampfers.

  18. Kurogane Shiroikaze Said,

    November 24, 2009 @ 9:00 am

    @Wrathkal: He’s so dense he could probably contain a nuclear explosion unscathed! (Another more geekier, obscure version: He’s so dense he could’ve been used for Buster Machine 3!)

  19. Hirobot Said,

    November 24, 2009 @ 12:32 pm

    Well, people don’t always make the best decisions :D

  20. Shin Said,

    November 25, 2009 @ 2:00 pm

    Harem anime/manga is the most inherently flawed genre ever.

    Think about it.

    For starters, seeing the main behave in a way that you don’t approve of is frustrating. If he’s indecisive and doesn’t commit to your favorite straight off, you get frustrated at seeing him reject/ignore/be oblivious to of the advances of a hot and awesome girl, especially if he’s longing after someone inferior. If he sleeps with all of them, we get a filthy, unfaithful manslut like Makoto from School Days. If he shuts the situation down with decisiveness early on, we don’t have a harem story anymore.

    On top of that, there are typically 3-7 girls in the harem, and only one of them is going to “win”. You’re going to have one favorite. Going back to not liking to see the lead behave in a way that you disapprove of and adding in people’s inherent like of happy endings for their favorites, this means that at the low end, there’s a 66% chance of varying degrees of frustration and disappointment aimed at the protagonist and writers. And when you take in cultural differences in what qualifies as a desirable woman…

    tl;dr: Harem manga is inherently more likely than not to induce rage and disappointment.

  21. MJ Said,

    November 30, 2009 @ 6:36 am

    This anime reminds me of Ranma 1/2, i love this show xD.

    Am i the only one who thinks Female Kampfer + Kaede Sakura = HOT? i hope they kiss :3

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