The President…. is my childhood friend

townberry:wow
this is a fucked up game
.ok…err l4d session
now zombies horde sounds more normal
kurogane: yeah

I couldn’t resist posting this up. This shit is just too fucking hillarious.

Another “YES! WE CAN!” to the Japanese eroge industry!

34 Comments

  1. Micchi Said,

    September 13, 2009 @ 4:31 am

    This is the best trailer I’ve ever seen. Such ridiculously over-the-top narration XD

    There’s similar crazy plots in eroge before, but this is the first time they actually got someone who speaks proper English to voice the trailer.

  2. relentlessflame Said,

    September 13, 2009 @ 4:47 am

    I love how they actually got a genuine-sounding English movie trailer narrator and everything. Someone’s been watching too much Hollywood! ^^;; If you know your story premise is over-the-top crazy insane, the least you can do is become a parody of yourself. And when people watch this and go “wait, was that real?” and find out it *is* real (as in that’s the actual game trailer for a real game)… hahaha. “Yes! We can!” indeed. Way to go, ALcot.

  3. Kaitune Said,

    September 13, 2009 @ 4:50 am

    Hawt president (who is your childhood friend, and whom you will probably f**K)

    Hawt Tsar (whom you will probably also f**k)

    Hawt alien (whom you will mostly f**k too)

    Crazy pope with laser beam eye AND talking panda (whom hopefully you will NOT get to f**k)

    Eroge always has a rather screwed up plot, can we even think of anything more screwed up than the usual? Apparently, YES WE CAN.

  4. Dakkar Said,

    September 13, 2009 @ 4:54 am

    Well, I can see it eventually getting animated :lol:

  5. Kaisos Said,

    September 13, 2009 @ 5:12 am

    I…

    I have nothing to say. It’s just too insane.

  6. Nightblaze17 Said,

    September 13, 2009 @ 6:20 am

    Would you vote for her? lol

  7. black87 Said,

    September 13, 2009 @ 6:24 am

    I… I’m simply speechless. : O

  8. Me Said,

    September 13, 2009 @ 6:47 am

    I wants this game, and to play l4d now

    All your fault.

  9. Zizhou Said,

    September 13, 2009 @ 6:48 am

    It’s like as if the people who made Metal Wolf Chaos decided it would suddenly be a great idea to apply their talents to writing erogames!

  10. Adrian Said,

    September 13, 2009 @ 6:58 am

    The Sad Panda sold me.

  11. Phantasm Said,

    September 13, 2009 @ 7:36 am

    Comin’ up animated Summer/Fall 2011 CV: Shizuka Itou as Tsar and Norio Wakamoto as Panda…if I am right with even a single one of those:
    My very self shall go to President Obama and show him this asking him to watch this !
    I pledge this by every eroge which has a story even worse than German Bureaucracy.

  12. Algester Said,

    September 13, 2009 @ 9:47 am

    this one is sold not too mention ALcot has some uneven history so this might bring them back to light haha hopefully plot aint sub par as the games coming out this october is something to look forward to yeah…

  13. bgsm Said,

    September 13, 2009 @ 11:02 am

    Oh, hell. wahahahahhaha

  14. TheFuzzy Said,

    September 13, 2009 @ 1:27 pm

    Everytime I think the eroge industry has exhausted all possible plot directions, something like this comes along.

    Well played, ALcot.

  15. ithekro Said,

    September 13, 2009 @ 1:29 pm

    Sigh.

    Can’t happen…legally. By law the youngest a person can be to run for that office is 35 years old. The youngest we’ve every had in office was 42 years old…Teddy Roosevelt.

  16. Relaxz Said,

    September 13, 2009 @ 1:53 pm

    i just fail the vocabulary to explain the mixed feelings this builds up in me….
    btw, why was the russian president also a chick?

    must… get… this…

  17. Kurogane Shiroikaze Said,

    September 13, 2009 @ 2:15 pm

    >>btw, why was the russian president also a chick?

    Because Putin is moe.

  18. manga Said,

    September 13, 2009 @ 2:30 pm

    It looked like a fun game. To bad it won´t get translated and I have no idea about Japanese when reading.

    Hoping for English voices and they sub it in Japanese? If so then I´ll get it without thinking twice :)

    Why can´t Nintendo or Sony or MS think out such strange stories for their console games? Why does it has to be a VN which won´t reach outside Japan?
    Most likely won´t reach outside Japan anyway.

  19. Greeny Said,

    September 13, 2009 @ 4:51 pm

    I would learn Japanese for the sole purpose of playing this.

  20. CodeKyuubi Said,

    September 13, 2009 @ 5:30 pm

    I actually first saw this when my acquaintance on his wordpress blog posted up the trailer video for this game (He used to do it on youtube until he got banned… TWICE.) and it was hella funny.

    The mispronunciations, the totally not-fitting-in english voice…

    All in all though, the Russian czar is a cutie.

    @ithekro: There is no America. There is Russia and Japan and the aliens. There probably are age limits there too, but this is a game, and more specifically an eroge. It’s less about the premises more about the moe-factor and awesome HCGs.

  21. Furuba Said,

    September 13, 2009 @ 7:46 pm

    w. t. f. did i just watch?!?! Where do they get their ideas from?? LOLOLOL

  22. Vexius Said,

    September 13, 2009 @ 8:04 pm

    HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH. This looks so bad that I so want it. Japan’s eroge industry has really gone down-hill if this is the kind of stuff they produce now.

    Was the word ‘Loli’ censored? Sounded like it.

  23. Avisch Said,

    September 13, 2009 @ 11:52 pm

    Dear god. I needed that 4 minute laugh.

  24. homina-homina Said,

    September 14, 2009 @ 12:51 am

    rest assured, this could never happen.

    also, /rage/ at the narrator for calling japan “NIPPOWN”.

  25. Emphraim Said,

    September 14, 2009 @ 3:34 am

    ….

    My brain has been blown. So, anyone know how much crack these guys were on when they came up with this?

    Aww fuck, I’d still play this.

  26. Aerojohn Said,

    September 14, 2009 @ 4:23 am

    You can now be like Monica Lewinsky

  27. ithekro Said,

    September 14, 2009 @ 8:16 am

    Japan uses a Prime Minister.

    The Japanese legal age where one can be Prime Minister is 25.

    Serious red, white, and blue imagary for the new loli President. Why an alien ship crashing in Japan (killing its leaders) would lead to a loli taking over the United States is beyond me.

    Finally…that building is the White House…residence of the President of the United States of America. The Japanese Prime Minister’s residence looks like a modern short office building.

  28. CodeKyuubi Said,

    September 14, 2009 @ 9:57 am

    ithekro, I may not know a lot of japanese, but I know nihon when I hear it. So what if Japan has a Prime Minister in real life? There’s aliens and Russia has a CZAR (in the game, and not a president). Chances are, they’ve taken the Prime Minister and turned it into the President.

    I think we can agree that it IS Japan, partly because the game makers have decided to screw with everything in order to bring us quality hentai.

  29. CodeKyuubi Said,

    September 14, 2009 @ 10:02 am

    You know what, I’m not sure anymore. The narrator DOES say “Nippon adopts a presidential system overnight”, yet the alien ship is crash landing towards America.

    They also say that the Russian leader is both a President and a Czar. My conclusion? They’re just f*cking with us. >.> I defer to the last half of the last line of my last post. Screw with everything to bring us what we want. HCGs!

  30. Knowngni Said,

    September 14, 2009 @ 2:21 pm

    Not bad. As I was watching the video everything was reasonable until the thought… “WTF! A talking panda!”. Oddly enough that’s what surprised me the most.

  31. 4nBlue Said,

    September 14, 2009 @ 5:30 pm

    Space ship has an accident over America and is shown crash landing towards Tokyo. The trailer made it clear that the space ship fell on prime minister.

    BTW I have been playing Majikoi and a prime minister who looks like Taro Aso (game starts at April 2009) has shown up twice.

  32. moritheil Said,

    September 16, 2009 @ 1:10 pm

    Serious trailer is serious – and hilarious. Good job!

  33. doh Said,

    September 21, 2009 @ 9:55 am

    wth?! This ruins the image of America and I think that despite being non-American

  34. Ailieron Said,

    September 24, 2009 @ 7:40 pm

    It’s all rational thinking of course

    Japan goes presidential overnight, President turns out to be a teenage girl. Crowd sounds like zombie hoard. Why did it turn out this way?

    Of course!! Aliens…..

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