My TF2 Fragging.

“My TF2 Fragging”

So much for my TF2 fragging…
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh…

Let’s do this over
It’s not like we’re reformatting
Was it something I pressed?
Was it something Steam screwed up?
Don’t leave me hanging
In a internet so boring
Held up so high
On such a breakable cable

You were all the things I thought I knew
And I thought we could be

[Chorus:]
You were everything, everything that I wanted
We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it
And all of the games, so close to me, just can’t be played
All this time you were updating
So much for my TF2 fragging.
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh…

You’ve got your dumb updates
I know what they say
They tell me it’s needed
But are they really?
But they don’t know me
Do they think I care about new features?
All the things you keep updating for
All the patches that you download

You were all the things I thought I knew
And I thought we could be

[Chorus]

It’s nice to know that you keep updating
Thanks for acting like you cared
And making me feel like it was necessary.
It’s nice to know we had fun times
Thanks for watching as I rage.
And letting me know you were not quite done

[Chorus x2]

[x2]
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh…
So much for my TF2 fragging.

Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh…

Yes I know it’s not rhyming (hell don’t fucking sing this out please). Yes I know the second half of the song is rather unoriginal. Yes I know Steam sucks. Yes I know their ‘update’ system needs to be fucking fixed. Yes I know America’s Army 3 is kinda repetitive. Yes I know that Agentcy is kinda empty lately.

…. but for god’s sake, I FUCKING MISS MY TF2 FRAGGING MOMENTS.

Here’s to a big ‘Fuck You’ to Steam for their crappy SEA servers. Thank you for your time. Do not waste it any more further.

UPDATE: So I finally got my Steam to update its client properly after 3 days. Guess what’s the first thing I see when I get in? “Team Fortress 2, Half-Life 2: Episode 1 & 2, and Portal Update Released”.

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FUCKING RAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Welcome to patch hell.

10 Comments

  1. Hitman66 Said,

    June 24, 2009 @ 2:42 am

    There,there everything will be fine

    *Me stabs Kuro

    For my team that is ;)

  2. 0rion Said,

    June 24, 2009 @ 3:45 am

    The cake is a spy!

  3. tj han Said,

    June 24, 2009 @ 3:50 am

    What? What’s wrong? I stopped playing for a while due to my Singnet internet fucking up during peak hours, and also due to other games to play, but prior to that there weren’t any problems with Steam itself I think.

  4. Magnius of the Chaos Said,

    June 24, 2009 @ 5:17 am

    I have no idea what the fuck Team Fortress is, nor do I give a fuck.

    But I approve of songs and poems and stuff.

    Except sonnets.

    FUCK SONNETS.

    FUCK YOU SHAKESPEARE YOU WHITE-HAIRED BRIT BOY.

  5. Kurogane Shiroikaze Said,

    June 24, 2009 @ 8:40 am

    @Magnius: I had a feeling you would reply to this post, lo and behold! I was right.

    @tj_han: I am stuck in “Steam Client Updating: xx%” Hell. For three days. Not fun. At all.

  6. Traversy Said,

    June 24, 2009 @ 9:20 am

    Have you’ve tried the old “delete the clientregistry.blob file” trick?
    Also, when you do play on the SEA servers, are most of the players Thai? Just curious.

  7. Maggeh Said,

    June 24, 2009 @ 11:16 am

    You telling me I’ve gotten predictable? That’s horrible! D8

  8. The Hordesman Said,

    June 24, 2009 @ 11:18 am

    Magnius: Shakespeare didn’t have white hair, and if you think of those wigs, they weren’t invented yet. As for Team Fortress, what have you been doing to completely miss it? Is that even possible?

    I must say I haven’t played TF2 for ages now, I guess I decided to wait for all classes to be updated and that lead me to play other games and mod Half-Life 2, losing interest for TF2 completely.

  9. Maggeh Said,

    June 24, 2009 @ 11:33 am

    Bah. I’m Korean. We don’t learn about Shakespeare in Korea.

    That’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it, even though I’m in Canada and took a full-year course in Shakespeare last semester.

    And I don’t play gun games. And by gun games I mean games. With guns.

  10. T Said,

    June 25, 2009 @ 1:25 am

    Singnet has been horrible the last few days for me too but Steam decided to be retarded today. Once I decided uninstalling it would fix the problem, it can’t even install back my games now. fucking hell.

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