Queen’s Blade is…

… filled with jello boobs, acid boobs, exploding boobs, incest, bondage, dissolving clothes and omorashi. Yes, it’s practically a hentai series. I have no idea how the shit this show actually got approved for TV… oh wait, it’s going to be horribly censored with black ink and close-ups on normal channels. I know sex sells, but STILL! STILL! How?!! Why?!!

And the worst thing is… despite all that…

… I actually WANT to watch the series. Maybe it’s because I’m missing Ayako-sama a bit too much. Maybe it’s because of Aya Hirano’s hillarious Angel. Or maybe is it the over-the-top KugiRie performance in this, I mean, the exploding boobs was actually quite hillarious, but still….

It will probably be a miracle if I actually finish watching this. And there’s even Noto-sama in it. Her character hasn’t appeared yet, but I don’t know if I am excited about it or dreading it. I wonder in what way will she be violated. Sigh.

22 Comments

  1. Honoo Said,

    April 2, 2009 @ 10:20 pm

    I once wondered whether to watch this or not, but then again I decided against it myself.

    … I’m wondering whether to “infect” you to watch one of the other two shows out of three which came out today for Spring, or not. HINT: It’s not Sengoku Basara.

    I definitely won’t let you go ever since you got “infected” by Felli-ism! MWAHAHAHA!

  2. Kurogane Shiroikaze Said,

    April 2, 2009 @ 10:22 pm

    Watched Asura Cryin’. I liked it.

    The post will be up 2 hours later. Check back then.

  3. Honoo Said,

    April 2, 2009 @ 10:32 pm

    Just as planned… maybe. Anyway, I want to laugh for no reason whatsoever, so excuse me. :P

  4. Haesslich Said,

    April 2, 2009 @ 10:53 pm

    Where’s Shin with a ‘pig disgusting oppai’ comment?

  5. yanipheonu Said,

    April 2, 2009 @ 11:33 pm

    I wonder how far they’re going to go with this series 0_o.

  6. metalsnakezero Said,

    April 3, 2009 @ 1:10 am

    Dude, don’t keep watching this crap.

  7. megalos5889 Said,

    April 3, 2009 @ 1:25 am

    This isn’t just a borderline hentai that’s mostly off the radar – Queen’s Blade IS a controversial anime on an equally controversial TV network (AT-X, School Days and Nice Boat, anyone?). I don’t even know if I should be surprised or not if it actually gets censored at least once for blatant nudity.
    But what made me go “WTF?!” more is that Queen’s Blade managed to get itself a heavy seiyuu cast: Kawasumi, Kugimiya, Noto, Hirano, etc.

  8. Iyn Said,

    April 3, 2009 @ 2:28 am

    >I wonder in what way will she be violated

    In trailer got tentacle raep.

  9. Doc Astaroth Said,

    April 3, 2009 @ 3:11 am

    Oh cr… Claudette is spoken by the Major… NOW I MUST SEE IT!
    Someone help me!

  10. Glo the Legend Said,

    April 3, 2009 @ 3:29 am

    That is EXACTLY how I feel. I think this show is gonna piss me off a bit with it’s over-excessive fanservice (I haven’t seen the first episode) but I still want to watch it based on the other stuff that it has going on. (unless I completely misinterpreted the plot).

    And Rie Kugimiya + Aya Hirano = I will watch to the end regardless.

  11. wah Said,

    April 3, 2009 @ 4:56 am

    it’s porn don’t take it so serious

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  13. TJ Said,

    April 3, 2009 @ 8:57 am

    In other words, it was exactly what everyone expected and more. Isn’t that a good thing?

  14. Shin Said,

    April 3, 2009 @ 10:33 am

    Pig disgusting opp-

    Okay this is getting old. Why did I even bother with this again?

  15. TheBigN Said,

    April 3, 2009 @ 11:28 am

    All these negative comments are only making me want to watch Queen’s Blade even more, and enjoy the fun for all the episodes. :D

  16. Andrew Said,

    April 3, 2009 @ 1:09 pm

    Wow. How DID this get on a standard network, even in Japan? ;) I think I’d have to quite drunk for this one. Maybe after about three Long Island iced teas with a chaser of rum…

  17. megalos5889 Said,

    April 3, 2009 @ 5:40 pm

    With AT-X airing this, is anything impossible?
    Besides, Queen’s Blade airs on 8:00AM – by this time good Japanese schoolchildren should be in school, or at least walking into school.

  18. tycoonajv Said,

    April 4, 2009 @ 12:15 am

    OMG no censorship in ep1..hopefully the uncensorship will continue in the future…

  19. OMG o.O Said,

    April 4, 2009 @ 10:16 am

    so… This anime has to many BIG BOOBS, I never saw so many BIG BOOBS in one anime, GOD… I think it’s a little bit to MUCH, poor girls… xD

    In no time we’re going to see those stupid censor banners, like those in Rosario+Vampire xP.

    I’m not going to see this anime, the CG is well done and that, but… the BOOBS scares me xD

  20. Kanako Said,

    April 7, 2009 @ 5:28 am

    Amazing tits! An anime on tits!! At long last! The scene where the boobs exploded was mindblowing! And not to mention an angel with Konata’s voice! OMG! Thats the hooking point! Hirano Aya’s Konata in an angel is one to die for!

  21. Kanako Said,

    April 7, 2009 @ 5:30 am

    Lol…and isnt that Taiga as the jellyboobs villain? Especially the way she said 何? when her boobs were squished!

  22. Syaoran Li Said,

    April 26, 2009 @ 5:57 pm

    At least the ED was performed by Ayako-sama, Noto-sama and Aya-chan… a wonderful song.

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