OHJESUSPLEASEBEYES!!!!

Have you read the Light Novels?

To quote Monty Python: She gett better. Right around novel 4-5 she starts changing, and in novel 9 she actually helps Kyon with math homework (with Kyon making implications that this instance wasn’t the first time). However, she reaches her highest Kick-the-Dog moment in novel 2 (but fortunately, it dies down considerably after that). Also, she does not rape Mikur as much as the series goes on (a sign, according to Itsuki in novel 9, that she is calming down, and starting to come to terms with reality).

2. WHATEVER! I liked The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, I thought it was really fun and entertaining, but I don’t understand how people can actually love it. There are far better anime in the world. Come on people, stop worshiping Haruhi. Stop calling her God, too. She’s an impulsive girl that barely cares about others. If she did, she wouldn’t bully Mikuru or Kyon (or anybody in the SOS Brigade).

3. I kinda like the spin-offs better than the original series. Nyoro~n.

-Bamboo Leaf Rhapsody (to start things off)
-The Dissapearance (split into about six episodes like the first novel was)
-Snow Mountain Syndrome (handled like Lone Island Syndrome)
-Random Short Stories
-The making of Asahina Mikuru’s adventure (one of the last parts would be a very forboding line for my theoretical third season; Itsuki’s shpiel about Mikuru and all (“Her role is to ensnare you. That’s why she looks like that, and that’s why she acts like that: a cute, weak-willed girl, the type you’d probably like. You are the only one who can make Haruhi do anything to any degree at all, thus, the best move for her is to entrap you.”)

And, to finish off the season, an anime-only episode.

Well, that’s how I would do it.