CLONNAD

Yes, I know it’s kinda sad but I actually downloaded this to watch after hearing “rave reviews” about it. Just don’t ask me where I got it or where I heard the “rave reviews” from.

Surprisingly, for a TMA work, it’s quite epic wei…! Not only it follows the anime so darn closely in terms of plot, it also emulates some of the more crazier moments and even includes the emotional moments (tennis scene). Thank god they had the decency to not put in Fuko LOLOLOLOLOL. It also makes me realise how short the main CLANNAD plot is too!

And, oh, the sex scenes were epic too. Hell, the AV was 26 mins exposition, 14 mins sex, another 20 mins exposition and 26 mins of sex. in short, the AV was half plot and half sex! Hell, that’s actually quite different from the usual AV’s which jump in to sex straight! And the sex scenes are only of Kyou (in the gym storage room OMGLOLWTF~!) and Nagisa too, with the others “untouched”. Saving them for CLONNAD ~After Story~… or perhaps they paid a bit too much for the actors to actually act? We shall see… LOL.

Quality of the “performers” are quite above average, with the girls actually looking decent for once! Kotomi was quite fugly though, but Nagisa, Kyou and Ryou looked relatively pretty when compared to some of TMA’s stuff I’ve sampled before. Hell, they have styled out Nagisa’s ahoge on her actress using copious amounts of superglue hair gel. But the best part of the show has to be Tomoyo KICK… “faithfully reproduced”, LOL.

CLONNAD

The rotoscoped/green screens of the later half of the movie somehow actually added to the charm of the production, even if they looked terribly cheap hahaha. I wish the guys weren’t so fucking fugly though, since that’s really the only major gripe I have about the production.

Now I wonder if there will be a CLONNAD ~After Story~ after it ends and whether will Mei be included in the “star-studded” line up for it, HAR HAR HAR.

24 Comments

  1. Aizen Said,

    November 12, 2008 @ 1:48 am

    I saw this in 4chan /t/ and even some “preview images”… but it didn’t really seem to interest me. Maybe it’s because the preview images were images of a character who’s about to do (quote-unquote)lewd acts.

  2. nutcase23 Said,

    November 12, 2008 @ 2:08 am

    Why do you even watch something like this………>_>

  3. catrophy Said,

    November 12, 2008 @ 2:31 am

    the same reason we all watch porn with crappy plots. its funny as hell

  4. BettiePage Said,

    November 12, 2008 @ 2:51 am

    no pics of the cast?

  5. Bluestreak2 Said,

    November 12, 2008 @ 3:18 am

    I saw this mentioned up on Kotaku almost a week ago. And had HORRIBLE flashbacks of the Hahiru(Haruhi) live action cosplay pr0n http://www.darkmirage.com/2006/12/06/screencaps-from-suzumiya-hahiru/
    But thanks to this post I now have to risk my mind by checking CLONNAD out.

  6. Heero Yuy Said,

    November 12, 2008 @ 7:21 am

    My gosh….this seems absolutely hilarious…

  7. trxd Said,

    November 12, 2008 @ 7:37 am

    Oh my…

  8. ryggim Said,

    November 12, 2008 @ 8:32 am

    I saw this in the web once but I thought they just had the spelling wrong….boy was I wrong XD

  9. Setsukyie Said,

    November 12, 2008 @ 8:40 am

    First Haruhi, now CLANNAD suffered the same fate..
    No way I’m gonna watch this, it’ll ruin everything I have watched in the first season.
    Even though the word ‘funny’ and ‘hilarious’ interests me, just no..

  10. Peanutbutter003 Said,

    November 12, 2008 @ 9:02 am

    I didn’t watch Hahiru. I didn’t watch Kira Star. I won’t watch Clonnad either.

    But if they find a decent, pretty looking girl as Mei in Clonnad ~After Story~…

  11. Kairu Ishimaru Said,

    November 12, 2008 @ 9:08 am

    Panty shot lulz.

  12. darkchibi07 Said,

    November 12, 2008 @ 9:27 am

    “Mei in Clonnad ~After Story~…”

    *mind gets shattered in the depths of hell*

    Oh god, I doubt TMA would that far!

  13. wildarmsheero Said,

    November 12, 2008 @ 10:31 am

    >>Thank god they had the decency to not put in Fuko LOLOLOLOLOL.

    I WANT MY LOLIS

    >>whether will Mei be included in the “star-studded” line up for it, HAR HAR HAR.

    AGAIN I WANT LOLIS

    ONLY U-13 PLZ

  14. Syaoran Li Said,

    November 12, 2008 @ 10:48 am

    It was a good LOL

  15. Silent Mintrel Said,

    November 12, 2008 @ 1:51 pm

    Oh Crap not again….my eyes drip blood just by looking at the screencap…

    How dare those sucker defile my beloved clannad like this!

  16. Mia Said,

    November 12, 2008 @ 5:38 pm

    Is it SFW?

  17. Kurogane Shiroikaze Said,

    November 12, 2008 @ 7:10 pm

    >>Is it SFW?

    Funniest… or maybe most clueless comment of the post.

    My dear Mia, it’s a porn flick.

  18. edogawaconan Said,

    November 12, 2008 @ 8:30 pm

    First Haruhi, now CLANNAD suffered the same fate..

    actually there are many more. I think akibablog or somewhere mentioned about each of its release.

  19. shaoron Said,

    November 12, 2008 @ 11:47 pm

    *facepalm*

    Fatih/Stay Knight
    Melancholy of Suzumiya Hahiru

    and now…

    *2x facepalm*

  20. shaoron Said,

    November 12, 2008 @ 11:47 pm

    at lest they didn’t touch fuko…

  21. The Hordesman Said,

    November 13, 2008 @ 12:34 am

    Don’t worry, Fuko will have her own movie…

    Ugh…

  22. catrophy Said,

    November 13, 2008 @ 12:54 am

    she’ll carve wooden starfish to be used as dildos or something. i dunno. some of these tma productions are pretty funny. did anyone watch the higurashi one? seemed like it was abowl of lol

  23. Hamster Said,

    November 13, 2008 @ 2:11 am

    Just seen that there is another one called “Meath Note” – the mind boggles.

  24. MegaVolt Said,

    November 14, 2008 @ 12:14 am

    Maybe by “SFW” Mia meant this:
    http://www.break.com/index/sfw-porn-clips.html

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