KyoAni’s gonna kill me soon these days with the moe damage attacks. Any more of this and I might just lose my sanity for real. Why are they sooooo good at titillating me?! It’s like they have a manual to all my moe buttons and are purposely doing it to me!
Story this week begins the Sunohara Arc (OMG! NOT THE YAOI END?!) and no, I assure you, that homosexuality is present (phew!). A slight tone of deep sibling love might be present (whatttt?!!).
Mei is very worried about her brother (who wouldn’t?) and thus decides to stay around for a while to make sure he’s doing alright. Tomoya decides to “help” out Sunohara a bit (you mean having fun teasing him again, don’t you) by suggesting he finds himself a “girlfriend” to assuage Mei-chan’s worries. Sunohara is excited about the idea of course, so with Tomoya and Nagisa tagging along, he proceeds to ask around for a girl willing to pose as his other half.
They first approach Ryou, but Kyou soon makes them regret the idea. (Fuck yeah! Kyou Dictionary ATTACK!). Tomoyo is next, but Sunohara gets knocked out as usual. Proceeding to Kotomi, she gladly agrees to help out, but since her idea of a date is a violin recital (DEATH VIVALDI!), Sunohara rejects it. Tomoya remembers of Yukine, but her bodyguard soon scares off, well, actually nearly kills him. Even trying to pick up girls on the street (LOL Talent scout Sunohara) fails.
In such bleak times, Tomoya and Sunohara bump in to Sanae, who hears them out and decides to volunteer for it. Bear in mind that Sunohara still thinks Sanae is Nagisa’s sister, ROFL. Both of them are shocked but decide to go ahead with the plan since Sanae’s so enthusiastic about it… although they keep it hidden from Akio and Mei of course. Nagisa has terribly mixed feelings about hearing her mother go on a date with her classmate. Someone ONE YEAR younger than herself at that.
Sunohara informs Mei about his “girlfriend” and Mei requests for a meeting, naturally, which he gladly obliges. On the day itself, Sunohara is dressed to the nines and (horror of horrors!) Sanae, perfectly disguised as a high-schooler with Nagisa’s uniform. In RPG terms, Joshikousei Sanae would be a totally unavoidable, instant 9999-dmg special attack on par with megane-Maria. Mei of course, totally finds it unbelievable that her brother can snag someone of that level. Anyways, to be continued!
Oh god, I’m so gonna miss Kyou when this is all over ;_;.
Police uniform attack = 1500 damage.
Nurse attack = 1750 damage.
Nekomimi meido attack = 2500 damage and Jason needs to upgrade his Nekomimi Meido Power Rankings urgently.
OL Sanae fits her so much, it’s scary.
“Does this mean I might have to call Sunohara “Father”?”, poor Nagisa worries.
“Uohhh! Mabushii!” We need a Sanae (ﾉゝ∀･)~キラ☆. Now!
One of the strongest boss attacks in CLANNAD, Joshikousei Meganekko Sanae. Deals instant and unavoidable 9999 damage.
Mei… is she feeling a biiiiit too jealous there?
Can’t believe this is gonna take another episode! Not that I’m complaining…..