Renai Blogger was kinda short

Finished plowing through Hinano’s Renai Blogger, and it made for quite a good laugh and enjoyable hour for me.

While I appreciate the effort she put in it, I have to say the game doesn’t meet up to my mark due to two things:

  1. It’s too short. All the romantic development happened so suddenly. It does make me wish that real life emulates the game more though. So easy to score with girls!
  2. No Impz route.

Seriously, why no Impz route? S/he was easily the hottest character of the game! T.T

Impressions on the other girls:

  • CJ: Pretty normal, pretty cute. Gotta lol at the volleyball part and also nice Nanoha cosplay there.
  • Natsuko: 16 IS NOT LOLI, OKAY!
  • Jen: Second hottest girl after Impz. Probably because I prefer older, mature ladies. Her route was kinda bland though.
  • Hinano: Typical tsundere character. Took me a while to get her route flag up, but hers was the most entertaining route of the game. I lol’ed at the karaoke, Hinano sure loves her Mosaic.wav.

It would’ve been funny to see a j1mone route in it too. Hahahaha.

P.S. Forgot to add, but the School Days-style bad end in Hinano’s route was pretty awesome.

14 Comments

  1. Shin Said,

    August 7, 2008 @ 11:50 pm

    Lack of Impz makes my penis sad.

  2. Hinano Said,

    August 8, 2008 @ 12:04 am

    LOL you’ll just have to fap to that image on my final thoughts post xD

  3. TheBigN Said,

    August 8, 2008 @ 12:48 am

    “Seriously, why no Impz route? S/he was easily the hottest character of the game! T.T ”

    I’m starting to think we should start an “Isn’t it sad, Impz?” campaign! \o

  4. IcyStorm Said,

    August 8, 2008 @ 1:04 am

    Maybe I should make my own game with an Impz path.

  5. Haesslich Said,

    August 8, 2008 @ 1:11 am

    Shin: Just play Re-Lucks if you wanta penis with your trap. Plus, Jun Watarase > Impz.

    PS: Jen is also in high school, which leaves Hinano and CJ as the only reasonable options.

    As for the Impz fanart, I say we need more of it! This world which unleashed Seitenkan deserves it!

  6. IcyStorm Said,

    August 8, 2008 @ 1:35 am

    CJ is also in high school. In fact, she’s younger than me.

  7. EvilDevil Said,

    August 8, 2008 @ 2:45 am

    “Seriously, why no Impz route? S/he was easily the hottest character of the game! T.T”
    Impz is a corrupter of the youth, look what you have done!

  8. Hinano Said,

    August 8, 2008 @ 4:56 am

    Uhh Jen isn’t in high school o_o; Jen’s like a couple months older than ME LOL
    It’s CJ whos’ still in HS, in fact in real life CJ is actually the youngest, but for the purpose of the game, I made her be the same age as Chase.

  9. Haesslich Said,

    August 8, 2008 @ 8:30 am

    *slaps forehead* I knew CJ was young, but… screw it, I’m ancient as far as y’all are concerned.

  10. j1m0ne Said,

    August 8, 2008 @ 10:00 am

    I think it would’ve been sad to have included me in it LMAO. I’d be the yuriyuri nerd who goes ICK! MALE GERMS!!! and hit guys who came within 20 yards of me with a harisen.

  11. EvilDevil Said,

    August 8, 2008 @ 10:17 am

    “It’s CJ whos’ still in HS, in fact in real life CJ is actually the youngest, but for the purpose of the game, I made her be the same age as Chase.”
    …this feels wrong…

  12. Kurogane Shiroikaze Said,

    August 8, 2008 @ 11:10 am

    j1mone: That’s the point, dear j1mone. That’s the point… *wink*. Maybe we should get together and do a game about yuri seiyuu lovers like you, and townberry. AHAHAHAHAHA.

  13. Zeroblade Said,

    August 9, 2008 @ 12:24 am

    Indeed, the game lacks an Impz path, and everything happened so suddenly as well.

  14. The Scrumptious Anime Blog | Probably the Last Renai Blogger Game Review Out There Said,

    August 24, 2008 @ 1:16 am

    [...] overall thoughts I have on the girls’ routes is similar to that of Kuro’s, it was too short. All except Hinano were really easy to get (tsk!), the type of naïve girls [...]

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