Nogizaka Haruka’s Secret 04

Nogizaka Haruka no Himitsu

“Urusai! Urusai! Urusai!”

Yes. That is Haruka, in full Shana cosplay gear, going “Urusai! Urusai! Urusai!” with Hishoku no Sora playing prominently in the background. I am not joking. Seriously.

Haruka and co. are worried about Hazuki, who seems out of it lately and decide to secretly trail her, dragging Yuto along as well. Generally, they get kinda sidetracked, with Mika and Nanami going for brassiere shopping instead, leaving only Yuto and Haruka, who manage to trail her near a bridal shop, where they assume Hazuki’s getting married.

Before they get clarification, they get mistakenly dragged in to the shop themselves and get dressed up in wedding dresses themselves, even getting pictures taken before the mistake is spotted.

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*wedding bells are ringing*

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Not officially married yet, okay.

Finally, at home, Hazuki clarifies that she was just getting her saw (or something) fixed at the shop ABOVE the bridal shop, so all’s well ends well on that end. Unfortunately for Haruka, the wedding picture fell in to the hands of Mika, providing her with more blackmail fodder on Haruka.

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“Wow, I have a brother-in-law already?”

Ho ho ho, this was a pretty nice episode, with the cosplay and all. Quite a few laugh-out-loud moments happened too. Firstly, Nanami distracted Nobunaga, who coincidentally saw them, by saying she saw the “super-talented beautiful seiyuu, Ueda Kana” walking past by. Oldest trick in the book, yeah, but it worked. Now, guess who’s Nanami’s seiyuu… wwww

Then, Haruka and Yuto also stumbled upon Yukari, the sekuhara teacher, who got drunk in the middle of the day, and actually asked him to “3P” with her and Haruka. The look at Haruka’s face when she asked what that was… is just priceless, hahahaha.

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That innocent face asking “What is 3P?” is just priceless.

Not just content with bumping in to Yukari, they also run in to Ruko-nee as well, who gets to meet Haruka for the first time, and approves of her already, LOL.

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“Ohohoho, my brother sure scored a good one..”

Of course, there’s also Mika as well…. who surprisingly provides most of the fanservice this episode. I estimate 8% of the episode is about her lingerie. Dear god, she’s such a precocious little girl. I really lol’ed when they showed the two times she was trying out some bras and doing all those ecchi stuff.

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Remember readers, she’s only 14!

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I said she’s 14, dammit!

Mmmmm, next week; FINAL FUSION! SHOUNIN! (not joking, this IS in the preview!)


  1. phossil Said,

    August 2, 2008 @ 2:40 am

    Totally a secret…of course. Nice episode.

    Could more have been done??? Yessss!!!!… anyway I like it.

  2. Shin Said,

    August 2, 2008 @ 3:15 am

    You make it sound people care about Mika’s age.

    *fap* *fap*

  3. Avisch Said,

    August 2, 2008 @ 3:37 am

    I was really surprised by the Shana music, it was damn great. I also remember hearing the Koharu Biyori theme in the 2nd episode.

    Well I thought she was 14…Oh wait I don’t care either. Devious Imouto FTW.

    I laughed at the seiyu reference aswell. I really like Ueda Kana’s voice so it was perfect for me.

    “Yu-kun NO BAKA!”
    Im not into ero-teachers. But that was damn cute.

  4. kiryuu Said,

    August 2, 2008 @ 4:46 am

    Maybe a typo? One of the ones I saw also had her as 14..

    and as Shin said how many of your readers care? ^^;

  5. Setsuna-san Said,

    August 2, 2008 @ 10:48 am

    I swear to god i didn’t know she was 13!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  6. Jason Said,

    August 2, 2008 @ 1:22 pm

    Imouto san is 14. Some people DO pay attention.

    Wait, oops…

  7. Kurogane Shiroikaze Said,

    August 2, 2008 @ 1:30 pm

    Whoops, mistook her age there. The lingerie distracted me more than I thought. She’s 14, yes.

  8. Kiba Said,

    August 2, 2008 @ 6:44 pm


    There was the OP of Ichigo Mashimaro OVA too in the second episode, when Haruka and Yuuto look at the photos taken in the maid cafe’!

  9. BakaV2 Said,

    August 3, 2008 @ 11:20 am

    Someone hit me with a cluehammer as the what exactly 3P means?

    While I wait, my imagination is coming up with some wild stuff. Who knows, I might get close to the true meaning.

  10. Rakuen Said,

    August 3, 2008 @ 4:49 pm

    Cool!!! Hahaha another flag here. No Damn! This episode will be sweet!!!

  11. Kurogane Shiroikaze Said,

    August 3, 2008 @ 7:25 pm

    @Baka: I’ll give you a hint. The “P” means “Players”. I hope you can figure it out now ;).

  12. Syaoran Li Said,

    August 3, 2008 @ 10:28 pm

    You’re so mean Kurogano-sensei; just tell them already…

    “sanpii” or “3P” means threesome.

    Here you go, Yukari-sensei is really ecchi when she’s drunk.

  13. EvilDevil Said,

    August 4, 2008 @ 7:30 am

    she is 14????
    OMG i am a lolicon!!

  14. Patz Said,

    August 4, 2008 @ 1:07 pm

    I got a nice lol out of the whole Final Fusion thing at the end of the preview. Man this show can be fun.

  15. Heero Yuy Said,

    August 4, 2008 @ 11:14 pm

    Personally I didn’t enjoy the entire episode as much as the others, but it was still really cool.

    The first 30 seconds or so with the whole Shana referencing is still my favorite part. Coulda done without the blatant B-rated attempts at fanservice but hey.

  16. Ipsod Said,

    August 8, 2008 @ 11:19 am

    Is it just me, or are some of the voice actresses from Maria-sama ga Miteru? I can hear Eriko, Noriko, Yumi, and Shimako already.

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