Yuriko is kinda lame so I’m collecting ideas for RA3 mods

Finally, EA has revealed the unit all us weaboos have been waiting for, namely the Empire of the Rising Sun’s special commando unit, Yuriko Omega, purported to be a psychic school girl. Ha ha ha.

In retrospect, the name YURIko should’ve cued me in to in, but her attacks are kinda lame. Her primary attack mostly seems to be a overpowered version of the Magnetron, and the secondary attack is just a direct copy of Yuri’s Psychic Blast too. And most importantly, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HER IN-GAME SPRITE. IT’S TOO FUCKING YELLOW DAMMIT. I KNOW YOU WEABOOS LIKED KILL BILL, BUT THAT’S NOT THE WAY TO DO IT, DAMMIT.


Yuriko Omega

This is what you get when gaijin weaboos make a game.

Well, anyways, it’s gotten me thinking of what other units that should be modded in to the game to replace Yuriko and here’s some of my ideas:

Nanoha (of-fucking-course, dammit)
Primary Attack: Divine Buster, deals massive damage to single target over a long range.
Secondary Attack: Starlight Breaker, deals massive AoE damage to target area.

Ranka Lee
Primary Attack: Song Blast, causes temporary disruption on enemy units as they are mesmerized by her singing.
Secondary Attack: キラ☆ (KI-RA! ☆) (or as I like to call it, the MOE MOE BREAKER) All enemy infantry develop explosive nosebleeds, killing them.

So far I can think of only these two, feel free to tack on any ideas you all have. I’m pretty sure there’s a lot more we can use. Try to include both the Primary and Secondary Attacks. The funnier the better!

22 Comments

  1. The Sojourner Said,

    July 20, 2008 @ 1:55 am

    Weaboo

    Primary Attack: Spam words like ‘desu’ and disgust the enemy to death.

    Secondary Attack: Pocky shurikens.

  2. The Sojourner Said,

    July 20, 2008 @ 2:01 am

    [ID Sojourner]

    Let us not forget about the GaoGaiGar.

  3. Shin Said,

    July 20, 2008 @ 2:29 am

    Dio Brando

    Primary MUDA DA; 9001 hit combo on a single unit

    Secondary: ZA WARUDO; freezes all targets including allies within a certain radius for a limited time

  4. Bublifuk Said,

    July 20, 2008 @ 4:49 am

    Haruhi

    Primary attack: God’s whim, recreates map

    Secondary attack: God’s style, changing hairstyle gives boost to defense for allied units in certain radius around her

  5. The Hordesman Said,

    July 20, 2008 @ 6:39 am

    I think the yellow is the team color, though I may be wrong.

    Maybe the skirt would be better for team color?

  6. aeriolewinters Said,

    July 20, 2008 @ 7:48 am

    We could add in……

    Kira Yamato/Freedom: Special ability: SEED Mode, Full Burst.

  7. Infestor51 Said,

    July 20, 2008 @ 8:13 am

    Mikuru

    Primary Attack – Mikuru Beam
    A concentrated (and badly drawn) beam is fired onto a single target, causing MASSIVE damage. Unable to target flying units.

    Secondary Attack – Cheerleading
    Causes all enemies within a radius to cease fire, and stop receiving orders from the owner for a period of time.

    And yes, Yuriko was disappointing, I expected way better than this. There’s not even any originality in the naming scheme -_-

  8. Setsuna-san Said,

    July 20, 2008 @ 8:36 am

    EPIC FAIL. She should have been a loli.

    Also, GUNDAM FUCKING WHERE?? EA should have just put in a Gundam instead of creating their own mecha.

  9. Asrialys Said,

    July 20, 2008 @ 10:10 am

    Well, “Yuriko” is supposedly a codename. lol *gasp* Plot twist. Yuriko either has Yuri’s mind and is really Yuri, or is Yuri’s daighter :P

  10. Jason Said,

    July 20, 2008 @ 11:30 am

    bad twintail.

  11. The Sojourner Said,

    July 20, 2008 @ 11:37 am

    Since the sprites for the unit is yellow, why not Naruto?

  12. The Sojourner Said,

    July 20, 2008 @ 11:38 am

    I meant ‘are’.

  13. shaoron Said,

    July 20, 2008 @ 12:59 pm

    i go with nanoha… but as a bonus…
    let’s have Fate and Hayate as well…

    you know what.. we should have a FOURTH faction with only having the 3 of them as the only units

    FULL POWER, TOTAL ANNIHILATION, TAKAMACHI STYLE!!!!

    @The Sojourner
    i’ll tell you why not…
    1) it’s yellow, not orange
    2) HELL NO TO NARUTARD
    3) !!!!
    4) no profit

  14. shaoron Said,

    July 20, 2008 @ 1:29 pm

    OOOH OOOH OOOH! I KNOW I KNOW!!!

    Bridget
    primary weapon: yoyo attack
    secondary weapon: gay attack (turn all infantry units gay for bridget.. thus committing sucide)

    what!?

  15. The Sojourner Said,

    July 20, 2008 @ 3:27 pm

    Naruto’s hair is yellow!

  16. Zeroblade Said,

    July 20, 2008 @ 3:52 pm

    Now imagine if a big game company did a Nanoha RTS.

  17. The Hordesman Said,

    July 21, 2008 @ 5:43 am

    Ahem, like I said before;
    Yellow = Teamcolor

    Methinks.

  18. berz Said,

    July 21, 2008 @ 12:50 pm

    lol just save the money for starcraft II
    (if they ever release it T_T)

  19. C.I. Said,

    July 21, 2008 @ 1:26 pm

    Ranka Lee:

    Primary: (ノゝ∀・)~キラ☆: The unbridled moe power of this attack annihilates everyone around her within a given radius.

    Secondary: Call for Alto: Summons Alto to fly by and devastate anything around Ranka.

  20. C.I. Said,

    July 21, 2008 @ 1:34 pm

    Eh, I didn’t see Ranka in the post, my bad, so here’s one more:

    Louise Francoise:

    Call for Saito: Goes into dere~dere mode for Saito and summons the legendary Gandalfr to the battlefield, capable of demolishing unit and structure alike with devastating ease.

    EXPLOSION: The base spell of the void mage, capable of causing random but devastating explosions around Louise within a certain radius.

  21. Heero Yuy Said,

    July 22, 2008 @ 12:39 am

    I got one:

    Yuki Nagato:

    Primary attack: probably various hax.

    Though since this Yuriko character already flies, why not just replace the model with a gundam or something?

    Another idea:

    ARX7-Arbalest:

    Basic attack: Boxer shotgun – heavy damage to tanks and armor units, AoE damage to infantry

    Special Attack: Lambda Driver – unit is temporarily invulnerable and all shots fired at it will be deflected back at their source, or if stationary unit is capable of destroying one building or one unit in one shot (needs recharge time afterward of course)

  22. wolfx Said,

    July 24, 2008 @ 1:33 pm

    Gurren Lagann
    Primary Attack: GIGA DRILL BREAKER! Instant death to any unit within its range.

    Secondary Attack: Inspire GAR! All units in Gurren Lagann’s AOE become invulnerable until they destroy the target assigned to them, where after which they will then instantly die with a GAR speech.

    Special Attack (Multiplayer only, Researched from tech center): TENGEN TOPPA GURREN LAGANN!! Once researched Gurren Lagann will transform into TTGL, appear next to the opposing player, remove his C&C:RA3 DVD and frisbee it out the window. LOL!

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