Finally, EA has revealed the unit all us weaboos have been waiting for, namely the Empire of the Rising Sun’s special commando unit, Yuriko Omega, purported to be a psychic school girl. Ha ha ha.
In retrospect, the name YURIko should’ve cued me in to in, but her attacks are kinda lame. Her primary attack mostly seems to be a overpowered version of the Magnetron, and the secondary attack is just a direct copy of Yuri’s Psychic Blast too. And most importantly, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HER IN-GAME SPRITE. IT’S TOO FUCKING YELLOW DAMMIT. I KNOW YOU WEABOOS LIKED KILL BILL, BUT THAT’S NOT THE WAY TO DO IT, DAMMIT.
This is what you get when gaijin weaboos make a game.
Well, anyways, it’s gotten me thinking of what other units that should be modded in to the game to replace Yuriko and here’s some of my ideas:
Nanoha (of-fucking-course, dammit)
Primary Attack: Divine Buster, deals massive damage to single target over a long range.
Secondary Attack: Starlight Breaker, deals massive AoE damage to target area.
Primary Attack: Song Blast, causes temporary disruption on enemy units as they are mesmerized by her singing.
Secondary Attack: キラ☆ (KI-RA! ☆) (or as I like to call it, the MOE MOE BREAKER) All enemy infantry develop explosive nosebleeds, killing them.
So far I can think of only these two, feel free to tack on any ideas you all have. I’m pretty sure there’s a lot more we can use. Try to include both the Primary and Secondary Attacks. The funnier the better!