Macron Klein & Alto

This question was posed in an IRC channel earlier.

“What would you do in this situation?”*

Macross Frontier

I’d run. Seriously run. Macronized Klein + knee jerk overreaction = not good for microns.

(…actually I wonder how would it like if they made a love comedy with Macrons and Microns, specifically, the mortality rate.)

* Question has been rephrased and grammar-corrected for coherency.

17 Comments

  1. Shin Said,

    June 3, 2008 @ 3:09 am

    “You are already dead.”

  2. EX-Keine Said,

    June 3, 2008 @ 3:40 am

    I’m not sure how that would work, seeing that Macrons can stop a normal sized human being anytime, in any case, I’d just high tail out of there as fast as I can…
    If Alto somehow made her go to ecstasy he would probably drown in the oncoming flood….

  3. bo Said,

    June 3, 2008 @ 4:41 am

    Easy, check how Antman do it!!! http://www.overtimecomedy.com/2008/05/20/ant-man-has-crazy-small-sex/

  4. Kabitzin Said,

    June 3, 2008 @ 5:37 am

    Hop in the macronizing tube, problem solved.

  5. Gravmech Said,

    June 3, 2008 @ 5:50 am

    I’d probably just hide under one of her room’s more sturdier furniture until she calms down.

    Now if that was impossible, I would make a mad dash at her legs grab on, climb up to her upper thigh (opposite of the remaining leg of course!) and just shimmy left and right to avoid hits from her remaining free hand (the other one would most likely stay still to cover her assets).

    And yeah Prince of Persia is sooooooo fun…..

  6. Grin Said,

    June 3, 2008 @ 6:30 am

    K:Do…dont watch me !

    K:get out of he…ah , stop! micheal !

    K:…I , ah.. you know, I’m…how do ? am I beautiful ?….

    m:you are so…bi(g

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  7. zoku88 Said,

    June 3, 2008 @ 6:38 am

    I would get on my knees and beg for my life. I think running would only make her madder. Plus, you wouldn’t get very far anyway >.>

  8. Haesslich Said,

    June 3, 2008 @ 7:06 am

    I’d probably hide my face, and apologize loudly. And try to reassure her.

    … all the while preserving the sight deep in the most permanent parts of my memory.

    At least she wasn’t Miclonized during this. That’d have been worse…

  9. Fariz Asuka Said,

    June 3, 2008 @ 9:49 am

    She will give you a slap on you, providing she didn’t do it so hard.. At least you know how it feels like to get hit by a giant fly-swatter.. >.

  10. wolfx Said,

    June 3, 2008 @ 11:02 am

    “People die when they see naked zentrans”

  11. EvilDevil Said,

    June 3, 2008 @ 12:55 pm

    what a beautiful way to die…

  12. AtlanVIII Said,

    June 3, 2008 @ 2:09 pm

    I think there are worse scenarios of death than this

    it will be really fast and you will die with a big smile on your face :)

  13. cidmatic Said,

    June 3, 2008 @ 3:02 pm

    id totally handle that.

  14. Crusader Said,

    June 3, 2008 @ 5:20 pm

    I’d say “Oh hey there Mikhail” as I disengage in a tactical withdrawal…

    Tis better to be alive long enough to see more than just die with a mere smile. Discretion is always the better part of valor.

  15. blissmo Said,

    June 3, 2008 @ 5:26 pm

    I’d FLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~~

  16. manga Said,

    June 3, 2008 @ 9:25 pm

    Don´t know what I would do actually.

    Brace for impact while covering my eyes
    “Nice view” and run like hell
    “I´m sorry” and accept punishment
    “Put some clothes on Klan!” while turning my back to her

    Can´t think of more. Or I´d just walk up to her and start climbing, hormones you know.

  17. matt Said,

    June 4, 2008 @ 2:46 pm

    nice mountains.

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