Twincest in Malaysia?

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LOL. I totally missed this, even when I had the hard copy right under my nose. I can’t believe I only knew about this from a Singaporean (for the record, you guys are the most self-centered cold bastards in the world).

Suddenly, I feel like following back Aunt Thelma’s column. I used to read it regularly… but it got too repetitive. I just gotta love “her” answer. “Put it on Youtube!” LOL.

80 Comments

  1. DrmChsr0 Said,

    February 7, 2008 @ 10:19 pm

    Malaysia has MUSLIM NINJAS.

    They are watching you. While you sleep, while you eat, while you touch yourself at night (you’ll get a ticket for that), waiting for the moment you break syariah law.

    And then: WHAM! You won’t know what’s coming. They’re that good, those Malaysian Muslim Ninjas.

  2. HikariKyubi Said,

    February 7, 2008 @ 10:23 pm

    @Laura: Hormones? You dimwit… I’m betting you’re pretty much against any kind of deviation from the norm. Good lord, I HATE people like that… buncha retards.

  3. Kurogane Shiroikaze Said,

    February 7, 2008 @ 10:28 pm

    Pretty epic for a publicity stunt.

    Heck, I’m surprised this was actually published for real, in hard copies. A million or so of them to boot too.

    Well, I guess it’s a good deviation from the usual, “Oh i have a crush on my classmate.” or “I fell in love with that married guy at work.” that usually makes up the contents of Aunt Thelma.

  4. Endz Said,

    February 7, 2008 @ 11:12 pm

    Those who say that they wish to trade places with him… You guys obviously don’t have a sister. The last thing you want to do is do it with your sister, heck let alone have feelings for her.

    Remember people, real life is opposite of anime. In anime 9/10 siblings develop siscon or brocon. In real life its way off more like 1/10000+ develop siscon/brocon. Little sisters are annoying… I know it from experience.

  5. IcyStorm Said,

    February 7, 2008 @ 11:13 pm

    Maybe he’s gay :O Perhaps that is the reason for his avoidance of this hawt twincest (is totally late to the party and missed this post yesterday) ?

  6. le nuage Said,

    February 8, 2008 @ 12:17 am

    Or maybe he doesn’t have a sister.
    It’s his imaginary sex twin and that’s why his parents don’t want to bother with that :D

  7. Mip Said,

    February 8, 2008 @ 5:50 am

    “Little sisters are annoying… I know it from experience.”
    So… big sisters are fine?

  8. Haesslich Said,

    February 8, 2008 @ 7:35 am

    Mip: They can be annoying, or they can be bossy, or just awesome and you want to admire them. But you don’t usually want to have sex with them. Unless you’re Stripey.

  9. korosora Said,

    February 8, 2008 @ 12:20 pm

    M-my mind says no…

    But my body!

    My body is telling me YES!!

  10. triskaideka Said,

    February 8, 2008 @ 4:38 pm

    Well, if such a tale is true. Then I think that I somehow understand the guy’s situation… And I way I see it, he just isn’t interested with his twin sister… It is a common psychological state that he has lived with her all his life, sleeps with her on the same bed for twelve years, and perhaps many other things he did not mention… C’mon let’s face it, one of many reasons why a man to be interested in someone is because he does not know much information about that particular one… And even if he does know some… He is still willing to find out more… Now in his case, perhaps he already knows everything about his sister. Enough for him to not want watch her every move, and considering that they take baths together when they were young…
    His sister happened to be clingy because he started to keep to himself ever since they got seperate rooms… Thus, making her want to know what her bro’s doing now…
    It just goes by the saying: “What you know the most, you observe the least.”
    But, the guy is also at fault… If he did not allow his to rise when his sister wanted to him. Then nothing should have happened… I mean, c’mon if it is limp and soft, can anything be done to make it spew…? Considering the setting, I mean…
    And if by chance, I were in his shoes… Only we should be triplets whereis both of them are girls and I am the one boy… Well, I would reconsider if such deeds are done to me by them… ;)

  11. Kresnik Said,

    February 8, 2008 @ 6:58 pm

    These kinds of things only funny and exciting within 2D worlds only. When manifested into 3D worlds, or ‘REALITY’, consider your neck is on the guillotine. If it’s real, then it’s really serious, it’s nothing to be laughed at.

    All your comments are funny, his story? Not.

    Solution? If you need proofs, then tape recorder and video camera is your friend. Why most people in real life had never thought of it? She can’t lie with solid proofs presented.

    If he lied, may his hands that write the letter got cut off clean.

  12. FieryAeon Said,

    February 8, 2008 @ 10:50 pm

    And may he grow boils on you-know-where. :S

  13. rokku Said,

    February 9, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    tell me where she is now, I at Malaysia now. >.

  14. alma Said,

    February 10, 2008 @ 3:10 pm

    SOUNDS LIKE DOT HACK DUSK

    SHUGO X RENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. shiromanjuu Said,

    February 11, 2008 @ 3:26 am

    i read it too…wish he’d trade places with me -.-” lol

    well if you guys think this is absurd..there’s this one time where this gal wrote in to thelma….she’s giving blowjobs for a living..but ended up getting raped…

    she agreed to BJ..and BJ ONLY..but they penetrated her..and threw money to her as if she’s a whore…at least that’s what i read…hms…few years back i think

  16. Anime n00b Said,

    February 11, 2008 @ 1:01 pm

    Omg, I will never look at my sister the same way, lol, j/k. I and my sister are close, but not that close!. That’s why we have anime, so our curiosity will be satisfied….. and to prevent a real Nice Boat ending too. In my opinion the girl’s real problem is that she has never been an anime fan, maybe after watching two seasons of da capo she will reconsider her actions… oh, well, that or she will try to marry her brother…. lol

  17. AT1987 Said,

    February 11, 2008 @ 6:49 pm

    This story is very fun to read but I hope it isn’t real.
    I remembered that there is the manga and drama that has the plot about twin love each other. I think that one has more possibility to be the real one than this one.

  18. Ez Said,

    February 14, 2008 @ 11:24 pm

    Oh yeah i remembered this alright, disturbing nontheless.

  19. Sabaki Said,

    March 12, 2008 @ 4:38 pm

    If it’s real (and shit happens), it sounds like a full blown case of rape. No one responds well to that, it’s a violation, and would be doubly horrid if it was someone you felt deeply connected to, or trusted, like a twin sister. Could just be a joke, or the sister could have actual psychological problems. If so, trying to be reasonable with her could likely not work, and could only put her in an excited state. Might try to get her “conversations” on tape, for protections sake. However, if any of you have seen House of Yes, you might find this a lot more creepy. Just a thought.

  20. random person Said,

    March 30, 2008 @ 5:11 am

    GAWD THAT IS WRONG! it’s his SISTER!!! EWWW! get it on tape and telll on her!

  21. Michael Said,

    September 18, 2008 @ 4:15 pm

    The story above is friction, because I have read it somewhere online, but definitely not real

  22. ali! Said,

    October 29, 2008 @ 3:21 pm

    Ah. What a surprise…?
    I, too live in Malaysia. But these kind of thing happen.
    I mean, aren’t all human have an inner evil thot/desire?
    The difference is wether you can control it or it will controls you.
    But that boy is brave enuff to ask for support…
    (This kind of story reminds me a manhwa: The Flowers of Evil.)

  23. tingyik90 Said,

    December 4, 2008 @ 8:27 am

    hahaha!! this guys sure knows how to write a story!! Maybe he should be an anime script writer!!

  24. gfagfdsaf Said,

    May 18, 2009 @ 8:48 pm

    this guy is an epic troll. a story with so much twincestuous win…i want to believe it but i can force myself…

  25. MinatoFan Said,

    December 27, 2009 @ 4:49 am

    The anime fan in me is saying “Dude, I say give her what she wants DAMMIT!! How can you reject your sister like that?”

    However, from a logical standpoint, perhaps she does all that because she likes to be in control, the sister is the one who always initiates the sex or groping or whatever. Perhaps, if the brother would MAN UP and be the one to initiate the sex or groping, then mabye the sister would know what it’s like. I’m not saying rape her, but take control….

    Of course, if the result is that the sister actually likes it, getting it from her fraternal twin brother, well then your screwed, sorry. Twincest FTW!!!

  26. twtw Said,

    December 28, 2009 @ 5:30 am

    In Bali, twins of the opposite gender are supposed to marry, either because people believe they already had sex inside the womb, or that it is some sort of heavenly destiny to put them into the same womb as a couple.

    That boy probably just needs to read some moar twincest mangas and he could overcome his unease.l Just don’t forget the rubber when you do it, sunnyboy.

  27. Garrison Keillor Said,

    March 27, 2010 @ 8:37 am

    This story is false, period!!!

  28. хентай онлайн Said,

    March 28, 2010 @ 11:07 pm

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  29. jay Said,

    June 14, 2010 @ 10:11 pm

    malaysia . u suck man……….never done anything sucess . cant get into national. always busniess busniess ……japan one anime :dragon ball can beat ur 50 year hardwork liao lol…..see how their anime popular . malaysia kanasai .,. jus 1 anime can beat u all .even the natural also win u .don think turn off the light 1 hour will help . see the longkang . fill with dirt . noob .malaysia noob

  30. jay Said,

    June 14, 2010 @ 10:12 pm

    japan play game also can win ur stupid business

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