Twincest in Malaysia?

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LOL. I totally missed this, even when I had the hard copy right under my nose. I can’t believe I only knew about this from a Singaporean (for the record, you guys are the most self-centered cold bastards in the world).

Suddenly, I feel like following back Aunt Thelma’s column. I used to read it regularly… but it got too repetitive. I just gotta love “her” answer. “Put it on Youtube!” LOL.

80 Comments

  1. Setsukyie Said,

    February 6, 2008 @ 7:43 pm

    This is..
    I don’t know what to say..
    Where did you get that article?
    Which magazine/newspaper?

  2. Cabal Said,

    February 6, 2008 @ 8:15 pm

    O M G,
    This is my 2nd shock today, first shock was when i finished School days (i laughted and cryed like 15mins) and now this…. I dont know what to say, only omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg OMFG!

  3. Anonymous Said,

    February 6, 2008 @ 9:04 pm

    That boy is a horrible person for rejecting his sister.

  4. Crisu Said,

    February 6, 2008 @ 9:20 pm

    Confusing…

  5. FieryAeon Said,

    February 6, 2008 @ 9:20 pm

    Oh boy, after years of refraining from reading Thelma’s column, I get this. Its now stooped to a new level of wtf-ness. Pretty soon we’ll see responses on this blaming hentai anime or the western culture. *rolls eyes*

  6. meganeshounen Said,

    February 6, 2008 @ 9:37 pm

    Five words. Too good to be true.

  7. faye Said,

    February 6, 2008 @ 9:58 pm

    this has got to be the most wtf letter ever. I was thinking of modifying it and sending it to Riuva’s hotline, but now the bubbles blown, besides the guys are pretty serious about ‘helping otaku in need’ or wahtever.

    When I was reading it I thought ‘man, the siscons are gonna LOVE this……’

  8. Leviathan Said,

    February 6, 2008 @ 9:59 pm

    I’m so jealous.
    I wish my sister was pretty, sweet and open as hes sister.

  9. Amuro1X Said,

    February 6, 2008 @ 10:02 pm

    This sounds way too much like so many doujins I’ve read.

  10. elba Said,

    February 6, 2008 @ 10:25 pm

    Poor guy or nominee for luckiest boy in Malaysia Award? You’ll never know.

  11. edogawaconan Said,

    February 6, 2008 @ 10:27 pm

    put it in

  12. lk Said,

    February 6, 2008 @ 10:47 pm

    >>put it in

    She did.

  13. The Hordesman Said,

    February 6, 2008 @ 11:03 pm

    My brain says no but my lower part says I’d hit it.

  14. DmonHiro Said,

    February 6, 2008 @ 11:25 pm

    Unless his sister is BUTT UGLY, I have to say……….THAT LUCKY STUPID SOB!!!!

  15. Ramly Burger Said,

    February 6, 2008 @ 11:28 pm

    Duh.. about 15 years ago in “The New Straits Times” version of Thelma we had a mom/son incest sob story… and also another about a three-some (1 guy 2 girls) and the guy asking for help when both girls got pregnant….

  16. Hangmen Said,

    February 6, 2008 @ 11:41 pm

    GODDAMN! I WANTED THAT TO HAPPEN TO ME! I’D HIT IT LIKE THE FIST OF AN ANGRY GOD, AT FULL FORCE, IN HER VAGOOO, MOUTH AND AOO!

    CAPS LOCK IN CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.

  17. Arashi no Hero Said,

    February 7, 2008 @ 12:09 am

    It’s an Incest(Twincest) H-manga… LIVE ACTION!!1

    seriously… everything that kid had is an absolute similar to the generic incest storyline we use to fap. Interesting…

  18. A singaporean Said,

    February 7, 2008 @ 12:09 am

    Wow, thanks for the general statement about singaporeans. Now Everyone is going to think that we all are self centered profiteering fuckers. Whee. Thanks a LOT for the generality, and now I’ll go be, in your words, “cold” and “self centered”. Oh, and up yours too.

  19. Nekonron Said,

    February 7, 2008 @ 12:20 am

    He did say that she’s pretty so from where I’m standing I don’t see why he sees that as a problem *shrugs* (j/k!)

    This is the first time I’ve heard of a real life twincest case and it somehow sounds like it came right out of a doujin/hentai story. Now, excuse me while I go hunt for that page in the Star…

  20. albert_2mb Said,

    February 7, 2008 @ 12:29 am

    PICS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN!

    lol j/k
    however pretty she is, it would be different if they are blood related. I mean, if I have a pretty sister, I’d think she’s pretty, but I don’t think I’ll get sexually attracted with her. Also, it’s quite interesting that the female twin is “good at telling lies”.. hmm, who’s the one lying, I wonder? A plot twist is fine too lol XD

  21. abc Said,

    February 7, 2008 @ 12:30 am

    god wat is so lucky about being fucked by ur own sister?! It’s damn GROSS and just too … wrong. seriously, those who wished they were as lucky as that guy needs SERIOUS medical attention ASAP

  22. Stripey Said,

    February 7, 2008 @ 12:41 am

    Frankly, it’s all fun and games until someone gets pregnant… than NICE BOAT. XD

  23. Kurogane Shiroikaze Said,

    February 7, 2008 @ 12:42 am

    Oh Stripey, you… :P I can sense the jealousy from your words already.

  24. DrmChsr0 Said,

    February 7, 2008 @ 12:50 am

    Oh yes we are self-centred sons of bitches who only care about ourselves.

    And money.

    Also we don’t like people criticizing us because we are stuck-up faggots who think that we are teh most bestest peoples in the world lololol.

    THIS IS MY HEART

    *rips out heart

    SEE IT’S SO FLESHY AND RED AND NOT MADE OF STONE

    *dies.

  25. Syaoran Li Said,

    February 7, 2008 @ 2:07 am

    Lucky Bastard….

  26. RmX Said,

    February 7, 2008 @ 2:08 am

    Obligatory: PICS OR GTFO.

  27. Xellos-_^ Said,

    February 7, 2008 @ 2:45 am

    As with the others here. WHATS is his problem. He got pretty sister who wants to committe twincest with him. What is his problem?

  28. Ravage Said,

    February 7, 2008 @ 3:10 am

    For some reason I don’t really believe this story… ;)
    If it had been true, I would have punched the guy for being a whiner.
    He’s probably been watching too much anime where loser harem male leads always pick the ‘mysterious girl’ or ‘childhood friend’ characters over their imouto’s and made the protagonist in his story as unwilling as them. :p

    Meh, I’ll stick with reading Kiss x Sis I guess… ;)

  29. DrmChsr0 Said,

    February 7, 2008 @ 3:25 am

    Incest is actually taboo in many cultures.

    While I wouldn’t mind the fact that I had my incredibly sexy siser having the hots for me, I’d be mildly creeped out by the fact she wants to have sex with me.

    and even if we discount the culture thing, there’s still genetics. Inbreeding can cause deadly recessives to appear. So there’s a scientific reason why people don’t do incest.

    Of course, knowing the kind of reader who comments or reads this… … …

  30. Owned4eva/PhAzEsHiFt Said,

    February 7, 2008 @ 4:44 am

    Hmmm Interesting Story…Well At First He May Seem Lucky But, Ultimately If I Were In His Shoes I Wouldn’t Want My Sister To Do That, Tho It Mite Be Good (_ _”) *drool*,

    AHHHHHH WHAT AM I THINKING OF!? BONNO TAISAN BONNO TAISAN XD

  31. Kaisos Said,

    February 7, 2008 @ 4:57 am

    One the one hand, I can see why he’d be pretty disturbed by this, but, on the other hand, that’s pretty hot.

  32. lol_matt Said,

    February 7, 2008 @ 7:37 am

    So the clique story plot of several hentai and ecchi anime has been revealed true…

  33. lol_matt Said,

    February 7, 2008 @ 7:45 am

    “We’re movin’ to Malaysia…”

    And I should’ve read the whole article before commenting. This is no ecchi, just hentai incest…not than I’m complaining…

  34. Xellos-_^ Said,

    February 7, 2008 @ 8:13 am

    if it is the lack of control that he doesn’t like. Running away form her won’t help. it just marks him as prey. He needs to look into getting so rope, handcuff, candles and whips. If he shows her who is boss, that will take care of things.

  35. Haesslich Said,

    February 7, 2008 @ 9:42 am

    … what? Is this Stripey writing in under an alias or something? ;)

    This just seems VERY wrong to me, and not just due to the whole inbreeding issue. I can’t see how or why they’d want to.. ahem… join, even if they are fraternal twins and thus technically came out of the same place at the same time.

  36. Kaisos Said,

    February 7, 2008 @ 9:45 am

    >>This just seems VERY wrong to me, and not just due to the whole inbreeding issue. I can’t see how or why they’d want to.. ahem… join, even if they are fraternal twins and thus technically came out of the same place at the same time.

    You ever read A Song of Ice and Fire?

  37. Owned4eva/PhAzEsHiFt Said,

    February 7, 2008 @ 9:48 am

    Lol Nice Idea Xellos XD,

    Why Did None Of Us Think Of That… Pure Genius XD

  38. Haesslich Said,

    February 7, 2008 @ 11:45 am

    Kaisos: I’ve heard of obsessing over your siblings, but I can’t parse the reasons for WANTING them carnally. Then again, I don’t have mental issues like this, so maybe that’s why… that, and I’m not Stripey. I’m onboard with Sasahara regarding the whole ‘people who actually fantasize about this don’t have real sisters’ stance.

  39. FlameStrike Said,

    February 7, 2008 @ 12:07 pm

    Holyshit. This is wrong.. I don’t think it’s real meh. No. Way.

  40. Endz Said,

    February 7, 2008 @ 1:51 pm

    Let’s just hope this is a prank and that is just a fanfiction…

  41. Kaisos Said,

    February 7, 2008 @ 2:10 pm

    >>I’m onboard with Sasahara regarding the whole ‘people who actually fantasize about this don’t have real sisters’ stance.

    Yeah, that’s definitely true.

    Still hot though.

  42. FieryAeon Said,

    February 7, 2008 @ 2:31 pm

    Well fact is Thelma’s column is just a write in column in a Malaysian newspaper. There are never pictures. So yeah, its logical to be skeptical about the whole issue.

    Regardless, incest is just bad. I stay away from it even if it were just doujin. >_> Anyway if you read Thelma’s reply, she’s right about one thing and that is to seek professional help.

  43. Laura Said,

    February 7, 2008 @ 3:21 pm

    From a girl’s point of view – (aka. me) – The girl twin has some hormone/mental imbalance – just like gays and lesbians. Twincest is even less accepted than those, of course, but the problem is that the boy has to put up with it even when he doesn’t want to – and has no where to turn to. He should seriously have a talk with his sister – a mature one, where there’s a problem, some compromises, and a solution – otherwise, one day – something really bad (nice boat, perhaps?) is going to happen

  44. SisterPrincest Said,

    February 7, 2008 @ 3:55 pm

    I think the person posting in the newspaper has been watching too much anime and has too vivid an imagination. Plus I think harutard is a bad influence since it caused the child in the bag incident last year.

  45. TP Said,

    February 7, 2008 @ 5:04 pm

    This has taken a new meaning to “Henzel & Gretel” — I never looked at a Grimm fairy tale the same way again.

    Considering the all-famous Singaporean Internet lingo, “NPNT — no picture no talk —”, I have to be skeptical considering whether this is another public stunt by The Star to entice more anime viewers to their readership. On the other hand, if this is true, having had a sibling of an opposite sex, apart from the dangers of genetic inbreeding, it gets creepy when your sibling had a child both of you sowed.

    *facepalm* Such is the fantasy of the otaku.

  46. le nuage Said,

    February 7, 2008 @ 5:44 pm

    The guy says he is disgusted, but he STILL DO IT lol.
    His problem is that he likes it in fact because I can’t believe that he is more scared by the fact his sister could blackmail him (just by saying he hitted her) than in the fact she $^*ùù him.

    Of course my first reaction was : what a lucky bastard !
    But it’s only because we are lame otaku lol.
    I’d never do it with my sister.

  47. The Hordesman Said,

    February 7, 2008 @ 5:46 pm

    I’m not sure why people think this is impossible, because I’ve seen and heard far stranger things going on. The article may be a fake, but this happening is very much possible.

  48. DrmChsr0 Said,

    February 7, 2008 @ 7:58 pm

    Also, in Malaysia, incest is illegal, by Syariah law.

    If the poor boy is a Muslim, well, he’s walking dead.

  49. HikariKyubi Said,

    February 7, 2008 @ 10:09 pm

    Stupid SOB… Wish he’d trade places with me…

  50. Leviathan Said,

    February 7, 2008 @ 10:09 pm

    Who cares if it’s illegal??
    He should simplly keep it to himself and have an awesome sex with her.

  51. DrmChsr0 Said,

    February 7, 2008 @ 10:19 pm

    Malaysia has MUSLIM NINJAS.

    They are watching you. While you sleep, while you eat, while you touch yourself at night (you’ll get a ticket for that), waiting for the moment you break syariah law.

    And then: WHAM! You won’t know what’s coming. They’re that good, those Malaysian Muslim Ninjas.

  52. HikariKyubi Said,

    February 7, 2008 @ 10:23 pm

    @Laura: Hormones? You dimwit… I’m betting you’re pretty much against any kind of deviation from the norm. Good lord, I HATE people like that… buncha retards.

  53. Kurogane Shiroikaze Said,

    February 7, 2008 @ 10:28 pm

    Pretty epic for a publicity stunt.

    Heck, I’m surprised this was actually published for real, in hard copies. A million or so of them to boot too.

    Well, I guess it’s a good deviation from the usual, “Oh i have a crush on my classmate.” or “I fell in love with that married guy at work.” that usually makes up the contents of Aunt Thelma.

  54. Endz Said,

    February 7, 2008 @ 11:12 pm

    Those who say that they wish to trade places with him… You guys obviously don’t have a sister. The last thing you want to do is do it with your sister, heck let alone have feelings for her.

    Remember people, real life is opposite of anime. In anime 9/10 siblings develop siscon or brocon. In real life its way off more like 1/10000+ develop siscon/brocon. Little sisters are annoying… I know it from experience.

  55. IcyStorm Said,

    February 7, 2008 @ 11:13 pm

    Maybe he’s gay :O Perhaps that is the reason for his avoidance of this hawt twincest (is totally late to the party and missed this post yesterday) ?

  56. le nuage Said,

    February 8, 2008 @ 12:17 am

    Or maybe he doesn’t have a sister.
    It’s his imaginary sex twin and that’s why his parents don’t want to bother with that :D

  57. Mip Said,

    February 8, 2008 @ 5:50 am

    “Little sisters are annoying… I know it from experience.”
    So… big sisters are fine?

  58. Haesslich Said,

    February 8, 2008 @ 7:35 am

    Mip: They can be annoying, or they can be bossy, or just awesome and you want to admire them. But you don’t usually want to have sex with them. Unless you’re Stripey.

  59. korosora Said,

    February 8, 2008 @ 12:20 pm

    M-my mind says no…

    But my body!

    My body is telling me YES!!

  60. triskaideka Said,

    February 8, 2008 @ 4:38 pm

    Well, if such a tale is true. Then I think that I somehow understand the guy’s situation… And I way I see it, he just isn’t interested with his twin sister… It is a common psychological state that he has lived with her all his life, sleeps with her on the same bed for twelve years, and perhaps many other things he did not mention… C’mon let’s face it, one of many reasons why a man to be interested in someone is because he does not know much information about that particular one… And even if he does know some… He is still willing to find out more… Now in his case, perhaps he already knows everything about his sister. Enough for him to not want watch her every move, and considering that they take baths together when they were young…
    His sister happened to be clingy because he started to keep to himself ever since they got seperate rooms… Thus, making her want to know what her bro’s doing now…
    It just goes by the saying: “What you know the most, you observe the least.”
    But, the guy is also at fault… If he did not allow his to rise when his sister wanted to him. Then nothing should have happened… I mean, c’mon if it is limp and soft, can anything be done to make it spew…? Considering the setting, I mean…
    And if by chance, I were in his shoes… Only we should be triplets whereis both of them are girls and I am the one boy… Well, I would reconsider if such deeds are done to me by them… ;)

  61. Kresnik Said,

    February 8, 2008 @ 6:58 pm

    These kinds of things only funny and exciting within 2D worlds only. When manifested into 3D worlds, or ‘REALITY’, consider your neck is on the guillotine. If it’s real, then it’s really serious, it’s nothing to be laughed at.

    All your comments are funny, his story? Not.

    Solution? If you need proofs, then tape recorder and video camera is your friend. Why most people in real life had never thought of it? She can’t lie with solid proofs presented.

    If he lied, may his hands that write the letter got cut off clean.

  62. FieryAeon Said,

    February 8, 2008 @ 10:50 pm

    And may he grow boils on you-know-where. :S

  63. rokku Said,

    February 9, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    tell me where she is now, I at Malaysia now. >.

  64. alma Said,

    February 10, 2008 @ 3:10 pm

    SOUNDS LIKE DOT HACK DUSK

    SHUGO X RENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  65. shiromanjuu Said,

    February 11, 2008 @ 3:26 am

    i read it too…wish he’d trade places with me -.-” lol

    well if you guys think this is absurd..there’s this one time where this gal wrote in to thelma….she’s giving blowjobs for a living..but ended up getting raped…

    she agreed to BJ..and BJ ONLY..but they penetrated her..and threw money to her as if she’s a whore…at least that’s what i read…hms…few years back i think

  66. Anime n00b Said,

    February 11, 2008 @ 1:01 pm

    Omg, I will never look at my sister the same way, lol, j/k. I and my sister are close, but not that close!. That’s why we have anime, so our curiosity will be satisfied….. and to prevent a real Nice Boat ending too. In my opinion the girl’s real problem is that she has never been an anime fan, maybe after watching two seasons of da capo she will reconsider her actions… oh, well, that or she will try to marry her brother…. lol

  67. AT1987 Said,

    February 11, 2008 @ 6:49 pm

    This story is very fun to read but I hope it isn’t real.
    I remembered that there is the manga and drama that has the plot about twin love each other. I think that one has more possibility to be the real one than this one.

  68. Ez Said,

    February 14, 2008 @ 11:24 pm

    Oh yeah i remembered this alright, disturbing nontheless.

  69. Sabaki Said,

    March 12, 2008 @ 4:38 pm

    If it’s real (and shit happens), it sounds like a full blown case of rape. No one responds well to that, it’s a violation, and would be doubly horrid if it was someone you felt deeply connected to, or trusted, like a twin sister. Could just be a joke, or the sister could have actual psychological problems. If so, trying to be reasonable with her could likely not work, and could only put her in an excited state. Might try to get her “conversations” on tape, for protections sake. However, if any of you have seen House of Yes, you might find this a lot more creepy. Just a thought.

  70. random person Said,

    March 30, 2008 @ 5:11 am

    GAWD THAT IS WRONG! it’s his SISTER!!! EWWW! get it on tape and telll on her!

  71. Michael Said,

    September 18, 2008 @ 4:15 pm

    The story above is friction, because I have read it somewhere online, but definitely not real

  72. ali! Said,

    October 29, 2008 @ 3:21 pm

    Ah. What a surprise…?
    I, too live in Malaysia. But these kind of thing happen.
    I mean, aren’t all human have an inner evil thot/desire?
    The difference is wether you can control it or it will controls you.
    But that boy is brave enuff to ask for support…
    (This kind of story reminds me a manhwa: The Flowers of Evil.)

  73. tingyik90 Said,

    December 4, 2008 @ 8:27 am

    hahaha!! this guys sure knows how to write a story!! Maybe he should be an anime script writer!!

  74. gfagfdsaf Said,

    May 18, 2009 @ 8:48 pm

    this guy is an epic troll. a story with so much twincestuous win…i want to believe it but i can force myself…

  75. MinatoFan Said,

    December 27, 2009 @ 4:49 am

    The anime fan in me is saying “Dude, I say give her what she wants DAMMIT!! How can you reject your sister like that?”

    However, from a logical standpoint, perhaps she does all that because she likes to be in control, the sister is the one who always initiates the sex or groping or whatever. Perhaps, if the brother would MAN UP and be the one to initiate the sex or groping, then mabye the sister would know what it’s like. I’m not saying rape her, but take control….

    Of course, if the result is that the sister actually likes it, getting it from her fraternal twin brother, well then your screwed, sorry. Twincest FTW!!!

  76. twtw Said,

    December 28, 2009 @ 5:30 am

    In Bali, twins of the opposite gender are supposed to marry, either because people believe they already had sex inside the womb, or that it is some sort of heavenly destiny to put them into the same womb as a couple.

    That boy probably just needs to read some moar twincest mangas and he could overcome his unease.l Just don’t forget the rubber when you do it, sunnyboy.

  77. Garrison Keillor Said,

    March 27, 2010 @ 8:37 am

    This story is false, period!!!

  78. хентай онлайн Said,

    March 28, 2010 @ 11:07 pm

    Хентай онлайн рулит! люблю наруто смотреть онлайн :)

  79. jay Said,

    June 14, 2010 @ 10:11 pm

    malaysia . u suck man……….never done anything sucess . cant get into national. always busniess busniess ……japan one anime :dragon ball can beat ur 50 year hardwork liao lol…..see how their anime popular . malaysia kanasai .,. jus 1 anime can beat u all .even the natural also win u .don think turn off the light 1 hour will help . see the longkang . fill with dirt . noob .malaysia noob

  80. jay Said,

    June 14, 2010 @ 10:12 pm

    japan play game also can win ur stupid business

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