Got this off friendster. Haven’t seen much originality in quite a while. Well maybe because I haven’t seen enough of the Net yet, haha.
So let’s go read some humour from a genius 1st grader?
First-grade teacher, Ms Neelam ( Age 28) was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, “Singh Jr. what is your problem?” Singh Jr.answered, “I’m too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third- grade too!”
Ms Neelam had enough. She took Singh Jr. to the principal’s office. While Singh Jr. waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed.
Singh Jr. was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to the test.
Principal: “What is 3 x 3?” Singh Jr: “9”.
Principal: “What is 6 x 6?” Singh Jr: “36”.
And so it went with every question principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, “I think Singh Jr. can go to the third-grade.”
Ms Neelam says to the principal, “I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him?” The principal and Singh Jr. both agree.
Ms Neelam asks, “What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2 of ?”
Singh Jr, after a moment: “Legs.”
Ms Neelam: “What is in your pants that you have but I don’t have?”
Singh Jr: “Pockets.”
Ms Neelam: “What does a dog do that a man steps into ?”
Singh J.: Pull his “Pants”
Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Singh Jr: Coconut
Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes soft and sticky ? (The principal’seyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Singh Jr. was taking charge.)
Singh Jr: Bubblegum
Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? (The principal’s eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer…)
Singh Jr.: Shake hands
Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some “Who am I” sort of questions, okay?
Singh Jr.: Yep.
Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Singh Jr: Tent
Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you’re bored.The best man always has me first. (The Principal was by now looking restless, a bit tense and took a large swig of Vodka.)
Singh Jr: Wedding Ring
Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Singh Jr: Nose
Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Singh Jr: Arrow
Ms Neelam: What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of heat and excitement?
Singh Jr: Firetruck
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, “Send Singh Jr. to Delhi University. I got the last ten questions wrong myself !!!”